First off, I gotta say the reception is a bit lighter than it was with Cozy? I'm thinking this is either because it's completely original characters and/or because the romantic comedy genre isn't as popular as many of the others? Regardless, I must never forget that these projects aren't really about y'all!

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In a story I'm writing and a story I wrote before, I make jokes towards the brony fandom in good taste. Am I crazy for thinking that it isn't wrong to do that?

Guys, you. have. to. listen. to. this.

https://soundcloud.com/hunteridactal/sweet-diddly

Hi gals and guys, howchya doing? I'm not sure why, but I have been gaining momentum even though horribly inactive and been unable to do any of these posting stuff.

Anywho weewow, thanks for following me!

Wait a minute... Why are these people following me?

Optimism/Ego feeding side: Because you're adorable, hilarious, charming?

Paranoia side: 'Cause the human trafficking ring has found it's next target?

ID: Sexy fun times?

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Behold as I, the lovely and excellent Gray of Typist, proceed to shadow the four and potentially run the risk of causing it to fade.

“Universe,” Thomas mumbled to himself. “If you’re watching right now, go fuck yourself.”

Meanwhile, in the deepest realms of the void, in a place so dark and distant that not even the light of the stars could reach, a consciousness stirred.

“Joke’s on him,” the formless consciousness declared. “I’m already doing that.”

“Error. Error.”

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So, I'm publishing my first comedy story on this site. I made myself laugh so hopefully that translates to you all laughing.

Hope you enjoy it.

I dunno, but I have a fairly good guess.

Welcome to my new hit blog series, Front Pretends to Know What He’s Talking About! :D

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Hiya, lovely peeps!

Last year, when I remade my library, I mentioned something. I created a new personal rule - none of my shelves shall go beyond 100 stories. You know, for ease of finding the stories I want to re-read.

Last year, I closed Best of Comedy (1). Last week, I closed Best of Comedy (2).

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start from 1:18 what Murray does CRACKS ME UP!!

BARAGAIN DAY AT THE SUPERMARKEEET!!!

I SCREWED UUUUUUUP!!!

SpongeBob: you okay Patrick?

Patrick: FINLAND!!!

Welp! I finished a late entry for the WriteOff, and since it missed the deadline it gets to go up on here before my better judgement tells me otherwise. I shall be publishing sometime tomorrow morning, I think.

It is a comedic abomination. Hopefully one that makes people laugh. That would be nice. Much better than giving people the flu, but I wouldn't rule that out either. We shall see tomorrow!

Hey everypony I just wanted to let you all know my good friend Twilight Glimmers having a comedy week the week when it’s her spring break where she will be writing one story every day. If you guys have any stories as request for her Pm her. If you don’t know her send the requests to me and I’ll send them to her.
Hope you all are a having a nice day.

Gosh! I've finally finished this chapter!
-Uhh... Did you realize that there's no one commenting about this story for a couple of days, right?
Ugh... Shut up, Simmons. Now, why don't you just get back into the closet?
-I came from the bathroom.
...You're kidding, right?
-Uhh... I-
No, don't answer; now... *I grab a broom* ...GET THE FUCK DOWN FROM THERE!
-It was not my intention to climb on your bookshelf!

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It's been blogged elsewhere (in fact, it happened last year), but I felt the need to share, so that more eyes could see.

Tennessee defense attorney Drew Justice, in the case of Tennessee v. Donald Powell, sent a response to the motion that the phrase "the Government" be barred from the proceedings. In other words, the lawyer representing Tennessee didn't want Drew or Powell calling the State of Tennessee "the Government."

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You know that song you just can't get out of your head?

***The following is an excerpt of a story I'm writing. The first part of the story takes place before Season One. The following is 3/4 of a page I wrote on my way to work one day this week, and today I thought, 'I'd like to have some input of some kind before I start trying to publish the chapters. That Crier bit is funny. Let's give it a go.' So, there is it: an excerpt of a town crier gag for the Grand Galloping Gala while the Main Character is likely elsewhere in the Castle and may or may

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1. Pinkie Pie is not allowed to drink coffee.

   1. That also includes any kind of coffee variety.
   2. Pinkie Pie is now also not allowed to drink tea with sugar.
   3. Any drink with sugar or caffeine is prohibited for her.
2. Whenever Pinkie Pie throws a party, she isn't allowed to invite everypony from neighboring cities or towns unless there are family and friend connections.

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this little 'gem' i found jest made me think there's a meme going on around the little red.

......... you are irking ellmo now. and ellmo dose not like it at all.
tuff luck fuzzy butt. its funny.