"I don't have friends, I've got family."
Since my stories are heavily inspired by the Fast and Furious franchise I figured my first blog post would be a review of the seventh movie, which could lead to more blog posts down the road. Warning, there will be spoilers of the film and it's plot during the review, you have been warned. 
I have a dozen ideas on how to write the next chapter, but I can't bring myself to write it yet.
Also, for everyone who is confused about my story at any moment:
Fast Agility is fast.
And spanked it. (The butt, you pervs)
Oh dear Celestia, please forgive me.
Hello, everyone.
Did you ever think you would betray your family like you did today?
I just finished watching the Fate of the Furious trailer...and I did not expect this. Never would I have guess in a million years that Dominic Toretto would do something like this. Below is the trailer for the eighth instalment in the Fast franchise and my thoughts after the break. Spoilers of the trailer and an F bomb are followed after the break!
It hurts~
You do that thing where you cry a lot, then stop, the cry a lot, and then get a massive headache, and then cry more.
Or at least I did.
You know that feeling when you're so heavily invested in something, and you just gotta take a piss? Then you hold it in for awhile, and it builds up to the point where you're doing the Happy Dance? And a little bit leaks out, and you hold it more and more leaks out, then when you finally get up, the former urgency just becomes: "GET DA FUCK OUTTA MAH WAY, BITCH!!" Then you're finally there, and you drop drawers and let loose, but only a little bit comes out and you're all, "Dafuq?" And after
I've got me own vessel now, and in the grand tradition of piracy, it must be christened. It is with a hand shaky from alcoholism and a heart proud from the adversity of clicking the "New Account" button and all the trials that followed that I apply the stencil reading "The Everlasting Disappointment" to the side of this canoe while pretending to say a prayer.
Come see the first fool fall before my hooves and fangs! MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
With 2018 literally peeking around the corner (Yes, we all see you. You aren't hiding from anyone anymore.) I decided to get this down in writing to hopefully help motivate myself... The thought being that if it is written down then I have committed to it more than just thinking it and I'll be more apt to follow through.
With that said.. get ready for a kind of long read (I do try to make it skimable)... if anyone actually reads this things.
So some of you may be wondering, "Is this story fucking dead, hasn't been updated in months." I know I would be saying the same thing if I was in the place of my readers. And to be fair, I don't really have an excuse as to why I don't at least have another two chapters published. I've just been tired and lazy, especially with me coming home late everyday from work followed by my studies. So I guess that's my only real excuse. 
It's coming, hopefully on time. After a hectic 4-h Fair week, and horrible storms that left our street on a literal island, I haven't had much time to write. I will put all my effort into getting it done by the end of the month.
With haste,
~Titanium Blade
First two people to comment with a description of their PONY OC get it in my next story! Limited time only so act fast!
So... fast food tier lists. They've been popping up a lot on the internet lately, for some god forsaken reason, and it was only a matter of time before me and some of my Skype pals decided to make ours. I made and shared mine first, but because I'm making this blog post, I'll share mine last. After some debating about what goes where, Cynical finished his and showed it to us:
So yes, as the title says, I am somewhat ridiculously busy and am extremely exhausted and so soare moments are spent sleeping, so therefore I'm really not going to be active anytime soon because stuff just keeps taking up more time.
Also, today Yom Kippur brgan, so to anyone fasting, may you have an easy fast! I will be fasting, which will definitely be fun, but hey, no school. That's gotta be something!
Have a nice evening, everyone! (Or morning, depending on where you are.)
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