When Ya Gotta Go...

You know that feeling when you're so heavily invested in something, and you just gotta take a piss? Then you hold it in for awhile, and it builds up to the point where you're doing the Happy Dance? And a little bit leaks out, and you hold it more and more leaks out, then when you finally get up, the former urgency just becomes: "GET DA FUCK OUTTA MAH WAY, BITCH!!" Then you're finally there, and you drop drawers and let loose, but only a little bit comes out and you're all, "Dafuq?" And after that, you pull your britches back up and immediately feel like you waded into a pool up to your waist?

Yeah, me neither.