Unicorn-riding Space Pirate
A guy. A guy who writes stories. Stories about ponies. (And sometimes robots).
The home of the Shadowbolts Adventures and various other stories, mostly related to Equestria Girls.
I'm a writer of fluff, kibitzer, and especially interested in canon AU: Equestria Girls, the comics, etc. They are fun to play with.
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"Late night, come home. Work sucks! I know!"
I'm just here for the Dazzlings, to be quite honest. Bow to the queens.
Why did my daughter have to introduce me to MLP?
Some call me crazy, I prefer loco. I'm just a history major who's pretty much a grade "A" sucker for RariPie, FlashShimmer, and Sunata.
Writer/Developer for the official MLP trading cards and collectible card game, EQD columnist, retired founding staff of BronyCon and the Humble Brony Bundle, and generally an okay sorta guy!
Serving the community with mobile fireplace rentals since November, 2014.
All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.
I miss the days--to all my fans and supporters, you were great. I leave a ghost, honest but neglected promises, and just the tip of the worlds I wished to share...
I've moved on from Fimfiction. New works on AO3!
Account is very much on a non-disclosed Hiatus :D TO THE MOON!
There are a few Jakes on this website. I'm the ginger one.
Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.
Who can take a rainbow, color it with dew, graze under it with a cupcake or two, the Ponyman, oh the Ponyman can.
Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.