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Ponydora Prancypants


okay now kiss!

Feb
21st
2015

Om Nom Nom Nom (New Story Here!) · 12:31am Feb 21st, 2015

Hi everyone! If you're interested, check out a new, silly story I wrote, called:

Giant Enemy Carb

Because neither a candyfloss mane nor a candybutt are required to enjoy the sweeter things in life.

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Feb
13th
2015

And Another Thing · 10:50pm Feb 13th, 2015

I want to thank everyone who posted those wonderful, kind welcome back messages for me. I'm glad to be back! I'm happy to be writing pony stuff again! I love you guys.

I love everything!

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Feb
13th
2015

It's Toy Fair Day And I'm · 10:42pm Feb 13th, 2015

All About That Merch

Because you know I’m all about that merch,
‘Bout that merch, no knock-offs
I’m all about that merch, ‘bout that merch, no knock-offs
I’m all about that merch, ‘bout that merch, no knock-offs
I’m all about that merch, ‘bout that merch

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Feb
6th
2015

We Meet Again · 7:45pm Feb 6th, 2015

Hello everyone! This is a bit of a late notice, but anyway: After taking a year or so off, it seems I am compelled to reintegrate into the herd. My first project is to finish "How Far Away You Roam," the third in a series of short stories featuring Rarity and Applejack. After that, I plan to revisit some of my other unfinished work and generate some new content as well. I am focusing more on original work these days, but I

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Apr
9th
2014

Book Review: Rarity and the Curious Case of Charity · 4:50pm Apr 9th, 2014

BOOK REVIEW:

SINGLE WHITE UNICORN

by Galadriel Mariposa* Reuel** Berrow

In the latest shocking thriller from the twisted mind of Hasbro's greatest licensed author (and some marketing consultants), comes Rarity and the Curious Case of Charity.

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Mar
5th
2014

Shine Like Apple Jewel? · 6:49pm Mar 5th, 2014

Art by mn27

I Will Shine

The trees hang heavy with fruit today
I guess that’s just my luck
A harvest of obligation
Too much for me to buck

I'm in a cider press, tryin' to squeeze a drop of cheer
I can’t bear this load for another year

Just plow the fields, just buck those trees

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Jan
28th
2014

When will they ever learn? · 6:05pm Jan 28th, 2014


Where have all the flowers gone?
Long time passing.
Where have all the flowers gone?
Long time ago.
Where have all the flowers gone?
Girls have picked them, ev'ry one.
When will they ever learn?
Oh, when will they ever learn?
-Pete Seeger :pinkiesad2:
Aw, man.

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Jan
25th
2014

Three's A Dangerous Crowd ... · 5:25pm Jan 25th, 2014

Great episode today, and the best part is that someone already wrote an adaptation!

Several years ago.

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Jan
9th
2014

Blast From the Past · 5:27pm Jan 9th, 2014

I'm so tremendously slow to publish these days. It's entirely inexcusable. As penance for my sloth, please find a link to the very first MLP story I ever wrote, which I never published on FiMFiction (and never will):

Embarrassing Old Story

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Jan
5th
2014

Rarity Takes Manehattan - Thoughts! · 8:52am Jan 5th, 2014

Some time ago, I heard that the powers that be were finally going to air a real, honest-to-Celestia Rarity episode this season. Finally, after the interminable wait following "Sweet and Elite," fashion pony would be back on center stage, basking in the bright lights! I even learned that the episode was going to center on Rarity attending fashion week in Manehattan.

Last year, I wrote a story featuring the same premise, so I was pretty excited:

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