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There are a few Jakes on this website. I'm the ginger one.


Steamed Hams but it's in reference to The Non-Compete Clause · 7:16pm May 12th, 2018

With thanks to Merc the Jerk for this terrible idea, but let's be honest, we're giving the episode much more attention than it deserves.

*rings doorbell*

“Well, Hasbro, I found a stream of it. Despite your Copyright Claims.”

“Ah loyal fanbase, welcome! I hope you’re prepared for an unforgettable episode!”


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Hey, just want to say you are an awesome author.

Also, I'm excited to be the 600th follower!! (I know, that's kind of pathetic.)

Thanks for helping Merc finally get that story out. It's fine to pass it along to the other two.


Here in America 'torch' only refers to the flaming kind. That's why the description threw me off.

But in that case Luminary was right about you people!


Well I think we usually call them torches. But technically isn't a torch just any handheld source of light? You can have like... flamey torches.


Luminary said you'd call it a torch.:fluttershysad:

I was in a VR haunted house where they said you'd be alone with nothing but a torch, but actually you had a flashlight. Luminary said your people are known for calling them torches.

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