After a greatly gooey Grand Galloping Gala, Discord is looking forward to going back home and relaxing in his chaotic domain. A world totally of his own element and design, he can sit back and think about all the good times he had with Fluttershy, The Smooze and Treebeard (or whatever her name was, for he can't possibly recall) had at the Gala.
There was just one little factor he forgot about. A something that baffles even him. A something that doesn't take a simple 'no' for an answer very easily...
Written for the May 16th minific Writeoff Group event using the prompt "I Regret Nothing".
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You'd think he'd enjoy having someone able to compete with him on his own terms. Some people just can't appreciate the finer things in life.
Discord vs. Pinkie, a tad cliche, but a new twist makes everything fresh as peppermint.
I can't stop laughing. That last part.
Discord sighed and rolled his eyes. “What? I don’t care at all. You know she’s going to pop out of some plant pot or something in half an hour.”
So true! Totally Pinkie Pie!
Pinkie stole all the cakes. She took all of them. And that's terrible.
It was cute, good work
Oh, so that's what knocked my ficus over earlier,
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Was Discord... Talking to us at the end? Or was he talking to himself?
6019091 was that a lex luther refrence I heard
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Indeed it was!
Holy acid trip.
6017827 I think he WOULD enjoy Pinkie's company, as long as she's not keeping him from some goal. That's how I saw it in the episode at least. He didn't have time to mess around with Pinkie if he was going to make it to the GGG (or at least he thought so).
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Well, my headcanon is that he doesn´t like to spend too much time with her because she does have a little slice of Chaos inside her, meaning, since Discord is the Spirit of Chaos, there is a part of him in her.
I think he is afraid that, if he spent too much time around her, his powers would osmote to Pinkie Pie, and then she would be the Spirit of Chaos and he would have a slice of her inside himself.
Which he obviously doesnt want.
6039282 So you say he's worried he'll spread his choas to far, or is it he doesn't want to get too attached?
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Neither. He simply doesn´t want to lose his powers, or maybe he doesn´t want to lose them to Pinkie Pie for whatever reason.
Maybe he is afraid Fluttershy couldn´t live in eternal party or something.
6041677 Ah, so like the title of "Spirit of Chaos" can be passed to another being in your headcanon?
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Exactly. And that would also be one of the reasons Discord was brought back:
If he were petrified for long enough, some other being would become the Spirit of Chaos,
most probably Pinkie Pie.
And Celestia didn´t want that either.
6043089 Huh, interesting. It's always nice to hear the different headcanons everyone has. Thanks for sharing!
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Another headcanon of mine is that Discord lives inside himself. Here.