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I'm an aspiring writer, with far too many ideas for my own good. I write pony fictions for fun, and if others enjoy them, then that's all I could ask for.


In an alternate reality, Discord found his love of chaos came in handy for babysitting young foals. For two thousand years, since he and the princess' were kids, he's babysat nearly everyone in Equestria. Now he's babysitting the cutie mark crusaders, and while he does he recounts with them his many babysitting jobs of your favorite characters as fillies, one by one.

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Comments ( 635 )

This makes so much sense it's scary...


....I think that covers everything. Good job.

I can see this being an episode... good job.

PS: "If you really wanted to spend some time together, just ask Pinkie Pie. I'm sure she can help get us some time together. After all she is my girlfriend."


This is beautiful! I love it:pinkiehappy:

DEAR LORD!!!! DISCORD AND PINKIE DATING!?!?!?!?!?!? RUNNN!!:twilightoops:
Anywhooves, great story.

this was really cute i love it:pinkiehappy:
:rainbowhuh:wait....if he babysit every ponie,does that mean we get a fluttershy chapter!:pinkiegasp:

I wanna taste the sun now....

I was gonna make a comment on how you put Luna in when she was supposed to be on the moon. But since it's an alternate universe I guess it works... Anyway, great story! 5 'staches for you!


I'm laughing so hard right now i can't breathe.
you clever bastard, this is really funny.
I'm tracking this and giving my thumbs up

I love crazy awesome Discord. You definitely have my attention now.
I never got Discord X Pinkie, but then again the only ship I really support with him is Discord X Celestia, so whatever.
Consider this tracked.


am i reading

why is it so wat

why am i tracking this


You just wrote an awesome story

I just have one question: This is a completely alternate universe right ?

°Nobody seems to remember Discord's actions so they probably didn't happen.
°Celestia doesn't seem to consider Discord an ennemy
°At the time Applejack was a filly Luna was supposed to be banished to the moon yet she is present with Celestia

Hope I get an answer soon :trollestia:


Yes, it is an alternate reality. I mention that in the description, and the genre tag, but I don't mind saying it here too. Not at all mind you, and I like to think that if Discord was never sealed in stone and had a bit of a softer view on the world, he could prevent a lot of bad things from happening like the fight that led to Luna getting sealed in the moon. :rainbowwild:

Also while I'm putting this here I'd like to say that this is the most and best feedback I've gotten for one of my stories and the day has only started. I had a couple other fictions to work on, but I might try and dish out another chapter of this just to satiate all my new fans today. I'll get to it after work. :pinkiehappy:

D'aaaaww!! This is adorable and funny and epic all at once!! I hope you do Rainbow Dash next!! This rocks!!


Celestia's last line alone makes me wanna track this, especially if you do Luna and Celestia chapters.

And trixie....

And maybe Gilda....

and DEFINITELY Twilight

Mmm... Fresh sun:pinkiecrazy: 5/5 muuuhaha stashes to you! :moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache: and a bonus Derpy.:derpytongue2:

Is anyone else thinking Nanny Mcphee? No?

This is the best idea ever. This will now be one of the only multi-chapter fics I read that hasn't been featured on EqD.

*looks at Celeastia* the sun is a cookie *grabs the sun takes a bit turns it into the pear and puts back into the sky while Discord stares at me with a angry look on his face saying* YOU TOOK MY JOB

still i want another chapter i liked it and im a track it plz do a Lulu and Celly chp.

311993 Maybe they're dating because of chocolate rain? :pinkiesmile:

Awesome, Discord as a babysitter works in so many levels, I can't wait for the next chapter!
also DiscoPie, I approve. :heart:


Nah, he's just had a crush on her ever since she used to babysit him.


312286 yes, it does

Such a funny story...:twilightoops: i think i shat my pants:twilightsheepish::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

someone's finally writing a bit of the unofficial "pinchord" ship! i'm tracking AND faving this

ahaha the ending is my Favorite :rainbowlaugh:

This is so adorable.:twilightsmile:
and pinkiexdiscord.:pinkiegasp:
Just yay...:yay:

who ever disliked this is a hater! this was so good! I can't wait for the rest, you are tracked!

The sun is not an instrument!

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

312151 I can see Discord having the exact same discussion he had with Applejack with a filly Tia or Woona. That might have preempted the jealousy. Also, his random sun eating probably kept Celestia from getting too much of the thunder.

The last part alone made my day. It took me awhile to get used to it, as few of the jokes I found funny, but the ones that are funny make up for it. The pear made me laugh.

FUCK! I'm the 666'th viewer! :applecry::applecry::applecry::applecry:

OMG Discord's so nice!:pinkiehappy:
And I can't breathe! Death by laughter!

" The sun is not a cookie!"

Scoot's stomach saying "Swag" That just made my day-
Wait a tic, Holy crap I'm apparently an alliterative god! Hah, didn't even mean to do that!
Double holy crap he's a hilarious Babysitter. Love that behind the ear trick. X3
I always love the overpowered insane guy who knows how to make people laugh, This Discord, Ghost from Yet Again: with a little extra help... Scratch that, his whole family... All those snarky, immature, and still funny guys who can still pull a serious mode out when the situation requires it like with AJ asking about the new sister.
By the way, I can't believe I never though of the heart of pyrite bit. I'm gonna have to use that sometime... You sir, have done what not many have and made me laugh so hard that not only could I not breathe, I was literally in tears from it. Kudos to you, maaaaajor kudos.

That was brilliant :O

:rainbowhuh: what i never made it purple hmmmmmmm *snaps fingers and sun goes purple and Discord starts punching me yelling*

this is quite a predicament.
you seem to have not noticed how you are in a coma, and that this entire world is a comatose dream.

Horseradish is not an instrument either.

I got such an Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy vibe from Discord eating the Sun. :pinkiehappy:
And I lol'd for about half of this chapter. :rainbowlaugh:

Genius. This has made me smile so much, tracked! :heart::heart: Keeping my fingers crossed for a Luna chapter but im more than happy, AJ and Lulu are my favourites :twilightsmile:

.........*pushes discord off and snaps fingers and you are teleported above a pool of lava in chains with me below next to a switch* a dream my ass
well maybe but i have control over it

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