(CJ)Cave Johnson here, (TW)Twilight Sparkle here, (CJ)and we will be testing the least safe parts of science possible! First, we're going to see if we can turn Scootaloo into a chicken! (TW)For science! (CJ)Yes yes, for science! Then we will see if Applejack can survive if we replace her apple trees with combustible lemon trees! And last but not least, you all might have wondered, what happens when you give Pinkie Pie coffee? Well, we're about to find out! (TW)For science! And many more! The possibilities are endless!
Chapters (10)
wat. the. FUQ!
...that is all.
AND THAT'S HOW EQUESTRIA WAS MADE
SCIENCE dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Twilight_Sparkle_lolface.png
No she wont. Trolololo
erm... -downloads image, makes background then reads story-
Don't worry Scootaloo, you'll be fine!" Cave Johnson put a hoof over his mouth, and whisped to Twilight, "no she won't."
WUH
Pinkie now loves coffee...
Equestria is officially doomed.
Do a rainboom test oh please do a rainboom test! For science!
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Good idea, I'll see what I can do with it.
DA FUCK
Don't forget Sweetie Belle and Applebloom need to be turned into dictionaries
why do- you know, some of those ideas are actually good...
Moonfire~ I have lots of things that you could do to Trixie
Me~
Moonfire~ Eeeyup
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!
THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!
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FOR SCIENCE!!
Only Pinkie.
YES
SCIENCE!
I will burn your house down (with the lemons!)
Pinkie Pie and coffee making an explosion reminded me of something I've seen before
753746 Almost any caffeinated drink would do that to a mare like Pinkie.
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Hehe, that's where I got the idea.
*Turrets
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Derp. Good catch, I'll go fix that now.
Stupid nonexistent 'n' sound...
She got closer to the class
*glass
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Fixed.
753976 True.
I love this.
Very good story my good man
I love science!who needs magic?
And now were all fucked....for science!
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That is all. For science!
I faved this hllarious fic.
FOR SCIENCE!
LOL Turrets scoots is ganna get RAPED!
I was expecting more fire XD
Noooo, why did this fic have to be Complete? It is so awesome!
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Oh, yeah, I'll go change that.
I need to add one more chapter.
"The alarm must mean it's working!"
I literally fell off of my bunk bed when I read that. And I'm not misusing the term literally, here. It hurt, especially since I couldn't stop laughing. This is hilarious.
Supermodels are perfect examples of scientific excellency!
It looked like this: *picture* But about thirty times larger. "I won it in a cereal box," Twilight replied.
I love this story; can't wait for the next update!
I laughed so hard at that!
A penguin with three flippers that can shoot tacos out of it's eyes? I want one. Now!
Cause I can't stop laughing. This is too funny!
What narcotics do you use to make such hilarity? How many poppyseed muffins must one eat?
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Heh, I'm not on drugs, but I'm VERY random.
I like to tell people that, I'm not random, I just think faster.
MUST WRITE MORE!!!
I don't care how many bronies you torcher or sacifrice to get more, just do it.
And no Mr.Bubble's I don't want any of your P&J.
( Sorry for the last comment.
The brony who wirte it as just been taken to the nut house. Thank you for your time. 
)
I DON'T LIKE NUTS!
This is so crazy... Why is this so awesome?!!!
Ponyture Science: Advancing the crazy frontier since *need FiMFiction hyper account to see this number* years ago.
754814 Yes indeed!
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Quite!
Thumbs up for, Orbital Friendship Cannon.