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(CJ)Cave Johnson here, (TW)Twilight Sparkle here, (CJ)and we will be testing the least safe parts of science possible! First, we're going to see if we can turn Scootaloo into a chicken! (TW)For science! (CJ)Yes yes, for science! Then we will see if Applejack can survive if we replace her apple trees with combustible lemon trees! And last but not least, you all might have wondered, what happens when you give Pinkie Pie coffee? Well, we're about to find out! (TW)For science! And many more! The possibilities are endless!

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...that is all.


No she wont. Trolololo

erm... -downloads image, makes background then reads story-

Don't worry Scootaloo, you'll be fine!" Cave Johnson put a hoof over his mouth, and whisped to Twilight, "no she won't."

Pinkie now loves coffee...
Equestria is officially doomed.

Do a rainboom test oh please do a rainboom test! For science!


Good idea, I'll see what I can do with it.

Don't forget Sweetie Belle and Applebloom need to be turned into dictionaries:pinkiehappy:
Moonfire~ I have lots of things that you could do to Trixie:pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy:
Me~ :facehoof: why do- you know, some of those ideas are actually good...
Moonfire~ Eeeyup:moustache:




FOR SCIENCE!!:twilightsmile::trollestia:

I will burn your house down (with the lemons!)

Pinkie Pie and coffee making an explosion reminded me of something I've seen before


Hehe, that's where I got the idea. :twilightsheepish:


Derp. Good catch, I'll go fix that now.

Stupid nonexistent 'n' sound...

She got closer to the class

And now were all fucked....for science!


That is all. For science!

I faved this hllarious fic.

LOL Turrets scoots is ganna get RAPED!

Noooo, why did this fic have to be Complete? It is so awesome!


Oh, yeah, I'll go change that.

I need to add one more chapter.

"The alarm must mean it's working!"

I literally fell off of my bunk bed when I read that. And I'm not misusing the term literally, here. It hurt, especially since I couldn't stop laughing. This is hilarious.

Supermodels are perfect examples of scientific excellency!

It looked like this: *picture* But about thirty times larger. "I won it in a cereal box," Twilight replied.
I laughed so hard at that! :rainbowlaugh: I love this story; can't wait for the next update!

A penguin with three flippers that can shoot tacos out of it's eyes? I want one. Now!

:rainbowhuh:...Are you high while writing this?
Cause I can't stop laughing. This is too funny!

What narcotics do you use to make such hilarity? How many poppyseed muffins must one eat?


Heh, I'm not on drugs, but I'm VERY random.

I like to tell people that, I'm not random, I just think faster.

MUST WRITE MORE!!! :flutterrage:

I don't care how many bronies you torcher or sacifrice to get more, just do it. :pinkiecrazy:

And no Mr.Bubble's I don't want any of your P&J. :pinkiecrazy:

( Sorry for the last comment. :ajsleepy: The brony who wirte it as just been taken to the nut house. Thank you for your time. :twilightsmile: )

I DON'T LIKE NUTS! :facehoof:

Ponyture Science: Advancing the crazy frontier since *need FiMFiction hyper account to see this number* years ago.:applejackconfused:

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