Sep

7th

2018

Under the category of 'Too Perfect Not To Share'... · 2:21am Sep 7th, 2018

For all you Dazzlings fans:

Stare at this...

While listening to this...

... Right? Right?!

EDIT: artist is raika0306.

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Dec

7th

2016

Whoops; almost forgot mah hat... · 6:35am Dec 7th, 2016

Nope; still don't fit right...

Just got back from a week-long cruise in the western Caribbean. Sounds great right?

Too bad I'm built for cold weather and spent most of it drenched in sweat,

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Oct

29th

2016

Star Trek Nerd Porn · 12:42am Oct 29th, 2016

Hell of a blog title, right?

Dat aft.

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Oct

19th

2016

New... uh, what is this thing? Story? Collection? Thing. New Thing! · 5:16pm Oct 19th, 2016

So long story short I got tired of having lots of ideas that weren't really enough to be stories on their own. I've seen lots of folks post up 'scrap book' style collections of whatever dribbles out of their minds and onto the page, so I figured 'why not?'

GENTLEMEN; BEHOLD!!

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Oct

12th

2016

That Followup Blog That I Said I Would Do But Never Did... Until Now · 2:45am Oct 12th, 2016

Okay, so back when More than Meets the Ear wrapped up I said I would shortly be posting a followup blog, right?

... Yeah, we all know that didn't happen. Real life got in the way, yadda yadda; I'll spare you all the details. Nobody cares about my personal life (sometimes not even me, ).

So!

That was a hell of a thing, wasn't it?

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Oct

2nd

2016

It's that time of year again... · 2:46am Oct 2nd, 2016

Time for all good little Fimfiction boys and ghouls to get into the spirit of ~~Halloween~~ ~~Dia de los Muertos~~ Nightmare Night!

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Oct

1st

2016

A Wild Oneshot Appears! (Spoilers for EQG4) · 1:53pm Oct 1st, 2016

I Don't Got This

(Drama) (Equestria Girls) (Slice of Life)

In the aftermath of Canterlot High's visit, Gloriosa Daisy wonders if she is truly the best person to continue running Camp Everfree.

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Sep

30th

2016

That moment when a plan comes together... · 5:28am Sep 30th, 2016

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Sep

29th

2016

TFW... · 6:07am Sep 29th, 2016

... you're working on a story and get less than nothing done all night, only to finally hit your stride at 2 AM, and loathe to stop even though you know you have to be up for work in less than six hours: