... or somewhere thereabouts. I've been reading fanfiction since... oh, nine-thirty. I just sat down with an apple and a giant glass of Mountain Dew. The Fairy Tail soundtrack is queued up.

Time to start writing!

I finally got around to reading My Little Dashie (What? Don't look at me like that; sometimes shizz just falls through the cracks)... and I didn't cry nearly as much as I expected to. This is double weird due to the fact that - as people will tell you - I cry at the drop of a bucking hat.

Maybe hearing people talk about it so much built it up in my mind to be something that it wasn't?

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Hi Everypony!

Chapter 4 of The Stolen Gem is now up, and there's also a new-and-improved prologue to go with it! I didn't think the prologue itself warranted it's own posting so I just held onto it until the next chapter was ready.

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AHOY MATEYS! It be yer old friend MrAskAPirate, here ta remind ye that today be Talk Like a Pirate day! Be sure to hoist yer colors high an' keep yer poopdeck nice an' swabbed! To celebrate this most momentiferous of occasions, here be a link to somethin' truly piratical! It may not make a whole lotta sense to ye pony-lovin' landlubbers, but just sit back, pop open a bottle o' rum, and prepare to laugh yer eye patch off!

So a bunch of local Bronies, my wife and I went to see EQG today, and I'm sitting here writing when this train of thought flits through my mind...

-Someone (I think it was Pinkie Pie) mentions that Rainbow Dash is 'the captain of every sports team at Canterlot High'.

-Canterlot High's mascot is the 'Wondercolt'; obviously a play on the Wonderbolts that we all know and love. Judging from the ears and tails that Rarity produced they even have a similar color scheme.

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