I shall deconstruct, make fun, and parody everything in existence. And whether you like it or not, I don't care.

as my name states, I'm a huge Derpy Hooves fan, Derpy is so cool too!

A kind guy who loves friends, mlp and loves to read!

I pre-read for EqD, forward emails for EqD, and might write a fanfic one day!

Author of that writing guide and some stories too.

Nothing yet, but will be coming soon.

College student working on improving his shtick.

I am a thousand tiny ponies operating a mobile human suit for giggles.

Why would you want to read my boring bio? Go read a story instead.

Hi, I write pony stuff as a hobby. As such, the amount of time I put into it varies. Feel free to ask me questions or send messages but I'm bad at responding in a timely manner.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5