Pinkie, Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy discuss their feminine issues and try to find a way to escape Sugarcube Corner.

Written for Japanese Teeth's prompt in the tvtropes gift fic exchange.

The prompt: Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy find themselves stuck with Pinkie in Sugarcube Corner. Disaster ensues.

How does Celestia know the things she knows? How does she relate to her "nieces" and "nephews"? What is friendship? What is harmony?

What is she.

Twilight Sparkle is accepted into Princess Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns and gets a little more than what she bargained for.

Illustrated by me.

(If you object to swearing, please skip chapter 6. That's the one chapter that bumps this story straight up to a Teen rating.)