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Liquid Truth


Life's pretty great

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Equestria is a magical land where hopes and dreams come true. Come in and you'll feel the magic of friendship inside you not only growing, but thriving...

Just make sure you don't forget to breathe.


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Twilight drank. Rainbow helped.


Contains TwiDash and descriptions of excessive alcohol use. Please drink responsibly and in moderation, if at all.

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Dreams are always ending far too soon. Doing dishes helps Sunset remember them.

And, sometimes, make them come true.

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Turns out alicorns are ridiculously fertile. As in 'every time an alicorn has sex, there's a 95% chance they're going to wind up carrying a foal. Minimum.' And this is a problem, because everything else is normal: time spent gravid, mood swings, hormone shifts... it's just not a good idea for a Princess to rule a nation from a constant state of Dam Brain. Plus then you get to the fact that given a typical level of sex drive, there would be an endless parade of heirs galloping around the palace. The line of succession would have a six-mile wait and the front never moves. And then there's just raising all those foals...

In terms of rulership, having somepony in charge who has to live with either the stress of constant celibacy or pregnancy just doesn't make sense. And Celestia has a very healthy sex drive. She just doesn't want to destroy a nation through dealing with the consequences.

So she secretly has a little spell going. Constantly. It's been running for centuries with no signs of slowing down. It does only one thing, and it does that perfectly.

Every time Celestia has sex, somepony else gets pregnant.


Premise from Estee's blog post.

Rated C for Crackfic

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On one of Autumn Blaze's visits, Applejack decides to cook her friend a sunny side up.

On one of her visits to Sweet Apple Acres, Autumn Blaze experiences tragedy.

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There are a lot of different worlds out there, connected with infinite expanses of bizarre biomes known as the Worldsbridges. Twilight is in one of them, lost and unable to get back.

Guided by the silent music of the Worldsbridges themselves, Luna journeyed to find her, even if it means walking the endless roads forevermore.


Cover art by EverfreePony

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Dr. Caballeron had once again taken hold of an artifact of evil darkness, and it's up to Daring Do to stop him and return the artifact to their daughter.


Contains DaringXCaballeron. Daballeron. It's now the official shipping portmanteau and you can do nothing to make me think otherwise.

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Every Catholic Church on earth, no matter how small or secluded, has at least one maintenance guy. They're usually called a custos or an under-sacristan.

One particular Church has a maintenance pony instead.


Image by Hans Braxmeier from Pixabay


Inspired by Admiral Biscuit's Not-A-Contest.

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This story is a sequel to The Prince


Benjamin Franklin hates the cold. Benjamin Franklin likes hats. Combine the two, and out came a fuzzy hat he always wears in winter. It's just that he sometimes forgets what it's made out of.


Can be read independently without reading the sequels.

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