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DwarvishPony


Human. Writer. Bearded. Feel free to chat with me.

Feb
11th
2018

State of the Human, February 2018 · 10:30pm February 11th

The month of love is well upon us at this point. I imagine there will be a large number of shipping stories hitting us soon, so that's kinda neat.

In my neck of the woods, I don't have any romantical stories ready for this month. I did put out my first M-rated story this month, though. It's fun nonsense. I've got at least one more story planned for this month, though, so keep an eye out relatively soon.

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Feb
10th
2018

I Did a Thing that I'm Kinda Proud and Ashamed of · 3:49pm February 10th

You know, if you had asked me on Thursday what I'd be doing for the weekend, I could have guaranteed the answer wouldn't have included spending Friday night writing a story about bake-it-yourself sexual tutorials. Nor would it have included naming anything a Cupcanus. But guess who ended up doing exactly that?

Me. It was me. Feel free to be ashamed of me.

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Jan
26th
2018

State of the Human, January 2018 · 1:55pm January 26th

So I'm a bit later on the update blog this month, but there isn't much to say, really.

I'm working on a couple projects, entering at least one contest soon, and working on my contribution to a lovely Pinkie collaboration.

December wasn't my month, you may have noticed. It never is. January is looking up finally, and next month might be even better.

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Jan
1st
2018

Let's Talk About Resolutions · 9:22pm January 1st

I'm gonna start off by saying that I hate New Years Resolutions. The whole concept of "new year, new me" always rang hollow when I heard it. So this year, I'm foregoing resolutions.

What I can do, though, is make promises. I keep those.

I know what you're thinking: "Dwarvish, what's the difference? Isn't a resolution just a promise for you to do something this year?"

To that I say "shut up."

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Jan
1st
2018

2017 Died in my Time Zone · 8:16am January 1st

So, uh, yeah. I survived the entirety of 2017. Go me!

Here's to a year of happiness and good fortune to all of you. You deserve it.

Dec
6th
2017

State of the Human, December 2017 · 2:31pm Dec 6th, 2017

November was a good month for me, both for writing and in meat space.

Writing-wise, I put out three stories last month. This is a new record for me. Seriously, I'm more inconsistent than quality in a DC superhero movie.

The last story I posted in November did... Well, astoundingly well. I expected to get a few chuckles and then have my story get buried by others of higher quality.

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Nov
7th
2017

State of the Human, November 2017 · 1:52pm Nov 7th, 2017

Well, shoot. Time to add another candle to the cake.

Today's my birthday. I had intended to post a story today, but someone helping me with it has pointed out a number of holes in it that need to be patched. So expect it by Friday, I guess.

I've got a couple other things in the works, but none of them have progressed far enough to announce. I will say, though, that one of them includes a particular fashionista that nobody likes (Spoiler: it's Suri).

Oct
3rd
2017

State of the Human, October 2017 · 3:06pm Oct 3rd, 2017

First off, pony movie soon. Super hyped to see it, and if it gets spoiled for me I'll be devastated.

Now that that's out of the way, a quick update on where I'm at.

I put out an entry to the Barcast's Rarity contest on Saturday, which was immediately buried by the Saturday flood of stories. Check it out, I'd love to get some feedback.

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Oct
2nd
2017

Read This · 2:34pm Oct 2nd, 2017

Normally, I'm not one to take the time to hype a story. This is partially because I don't have the largest pool of followers and partially because most of the stories I read lately are already pretty well known on the site (looking at you, Enchanted Library).

Today, though, I'm making an exception.

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/384164/drive-fast

This is a fantastic tale, so far. The less I say the better, but I have to gush a little bit.

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Sep
2nd
2017

Attention fellow humans · 3:05am Sep 2nd, 2017

Suri Polomare. A trident. Subsidence.

Expect a story on the horizon. That will be all.

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