Human. Writer. Bearded. Feel free to chat with me.
"The emptiness is heavier than you think!" - Bring Me The Horizon
A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.
Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.
I write pony words that people seem to like. I also review fics and draw purty pictures, apperently. I'm an older fan of MLP, so expect a lot of 80's references.
"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!
When I'm not writing stories, I'm writing essays. My keyboard sees fairly frequent use. University student, high functioning Rainbow Dash enthusiast, and satirical activist.
One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.
Bringing personal and commission horse words to you over a cup of steaming Earl Gray! I write in many genres, for all audiences. Check my library bookshelves for convenient sorting of my stories.
The Golden Crane flies for Tarmon Gai'don.
We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.
Fandom veteran, journalist, sixteen-time EqD published author, nonbinary icon, Formidable Feather. I hope you have a lovely day!
"r5h, your story was also weird in that you had like some of the cleverest jokes in the contest and also some of the dumbest" -Aragon
A luminist in the employ of Her Royal Highness Princess Celestia.
Peace I leave with you; my peace I give you. I do not give to you as the world gives. Do not let your hearts be troubled and do not be afraid.
On the Sliding Scale Of Idealism Vs. Cynicism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon page.)
I love sporks. And I love soup. Those two things unfortunately don't go together very well.
The pen is mightier than the sword, but the nuclear bomb's got them both beat.
Fanfiction masochist. :B https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect