Ebola-chan daisuki!

Not a changeling.

I wrote a horse story once.

A real lady killer.

Toss a coin to your Whisper?

"The emptiness is heavier than you think!" - Bring Me The Horizon

Occasionally exists.

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

I write pony words that people seem to like. I also review fics and draw purty pictures, apperently. I'm an older fan of MLP, so expect a lot of 80's references.

I write things. Sometimes they have small pastel horses. I have a patreon and a discord.

"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!

When I'm not writing stories, I'm writing essays. My keyboard sees fairly frequent use. University student, high functioning Rainbow Dash enthusiast, and satirical activist.

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

Bringing personal and commission horse words to you over a cup of steaming Earl Gray! I write in many genres, for all audiences. Check my library bookshelves for convenient sorting of my stories.

The Golden Crane flies for Tarmon Gai'don.

irresistible

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

Fandom veteran, journalist, sixteen-time EqD published author, nonbinary icon, Formidable Feather. I hope you have a lovely day!

Kiss Me, I'm Romanian! (Not Really)

"r5h, your story was also weird in that you had like some of the cleverest jokes in the contest and also some of the dumbest" -Aragon

A luminist in the employ of Her Royal Highness Princess Celestia.

🖤 i eat children 🖤

Peace I leave with you; my peace I give you. I do not give to you as the world gives. Do not let your hearts be troubled and do not be afraid.

Horrifically Fun

On the Sliding Scale Of Idealism Vs. Cynicism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon page.)

I love sporks. And I love soup. Those two things unfortunately don't go together very well.

It's fanfiction all the way down.

I. AM. INSPIRED!

A man with a fork in a world of soup

Leave a message at the tone.

Achievement Unlocked: 2020 Hindsight

The pen is mightier than the sword, but the nuclear bomb's got them both beat.

Leave your headcanons at the door.

Here, feel this.  (Patreon & book n/a.)

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

Fanfiction masochist. :B https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

So list' bonnie laddie, and come awa' wit' me.