she/her, b.1997, PNW.

Ebola-chan daisuki!

Not a changeling.

I wrote a horse story once.

A real lady killer.

Toss a coin to your Whisper?

"Late night, come home. Work sucks! I know!"

Occasionally exists.

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

I write pony words that people seem to like. I also review fics and draw purty pictures, apperently. I'm an older fan of MLP, so expect a lot of 80's references.

Not checking in here. I may post stories because my patrons are nice and like ponies. Otherwise out of the fandom, sorry peeps.

When I'm not writing stories, I'm writing essays. My keyboard sees fairly frequent use. University student, high functioning Rainbow Dash enthusiast, and satirical activist.

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

Bringing personal and commission horse words to you over a cup of steaming Earl Gray! I write in many genres, for all audiences. Check my library bookshelves for convenient sorting of my stories.

The Golden Crane flies for Tarmon Gai'don.

irresistible

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

Fandom veteran, journalist, sixteen-time EqD published author. I hope you have a lovely day! Come visit my official website at www.williamantonelli.com

Can I speak to the manager?

"r5h, your story was also weird in that you had like some of the cleverest jokes in the contest and also some of the dumbest" -Aragon

A luminist in the employ of Her Royal Highness Princess Celestia.

🖤 i eat children 🖤

And I'll always find you, again and again/And I'll love every version of you/And you're never truly gone/As long as a part of you in me lives on.

Horrifically Fun

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

I love sporks. And I love soup. Those two things unfortunately don't go together very well.

It's fanfiction all the way down.

I. AM. INSPIRED!

Intelligence is a weapon, not a virtue

Leave a message at the tone.

Forget not that I am a derp.

The pen is mightier than the sword, but the nuclear bomb's got them both beat.

Leave your headcanons at the door.

Being against evil doesn't make you good.

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

I've moved on from Fimfiction. New works on AO3!

So list' bonnie laddie, and come awa' wit' me.