But sometimes it does.

Ebola-chan daisuki!

Not a changeling.

I wrote a horse story once.

irreverent

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Backstreet's Back... Alright!

That guy who writes too many AUs and fluffy fics, apparently. Avatar is by Viria.

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

I write pony words that people seem to like. I also review fics and draw purty pictures, apperently. I'm an older fan of MLP, so expect a lot of 80's references.

I dabble in everything. Sometimes that means I write ponies. I have a Patreon and a Discord.

When I'm not writing stories, I'm writing essays. My keyboard sees fairly frequent use. University student, high functioning Rainbow Dash enthusiast, and satirical activist.

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

Bringing personal and commission horse words to you over a cup of steaming Earl Gray! I write in many genres, for all audiences. Check my library bookshelves for convenient sorting of my stories.

The Golden Crane flies for Tarmon Gai'don.

irresistible

That’s how we got Majin, the anthropomorphic personification of Depravity. But he’s like Pratchett’s Death, where he’s wholesome and caring. —RBDash47

Fandom veteran, journalist, sixteen-time EqD published author, nonbinary icon, Formidable Feather. I hope you have a lovely day!

Who wants chicken nuggets?

"r5h, your story was also weird in that you had like some of the cleverest jokes in the contest and also some of the dumbest" -Aragon

A luminist in the employ of Her Royal Highness Princess Celestia.

I eat salad without dressing because I am a criminal.

Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori.

Horrifically Fun

On the Sliding Scale Of Idealism Vs. Cynicism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon page.)

I love sporks. And I love soup. Those two things unfortunately don't go together very well.

It's fanfiction all the way down.

Former Halo 2 Pro Player, current Horsefiction Writer.

I. AM. INSPIRED!

The magical psychic socialist

I have returned to your accursed shores, if only for a short time.

"[FoME] manages the impossible combination of being an actual legitimate nerd while staying unabashedly pleasant." —Aragón

The pen is mightier than the sword, but the nuclear bomb's got them both beat.

Leave your headcanons at the door.

Here, feel this.  (Patreon / Get my book!)

knighty is the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

On hiatus!

Writer, RCL co-curator, EQD prereader, dramatic reader, VA, fic reviewer. Vote for my next fic to release!

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

Something for your mind, your body, and soul