• Member Since 18th Jan, 2017
  • offline last seen Oct 16th, 2018

All Art Is Quite Useless


When I'm not writing stories, I'm writing essays. My keyboard sees fairly frequent use. University student, high functioning Rainbow Dash enthusiast, and satirical activist.

T
Source

An ancient tribe of ponies, banished long before Celestia took the throne, have been biding their time, waiting to return to Equestria and take the land that is rightfully theirs.

The time for waiting is over. The time for invasion has begun.


A commissioned story for Starlight Nova. The nightmares that appear in this story are unlike Nightmare Moon, but instead resemble the creatures from Dungeons and Dragons.

Chapters (1)
E

Whenever Twilight writes a short comedy story, ponies eat it up. When she tries to write a long, sweeping epic? There's no one to be found.

Chapters (1)
T

Anon witnesses Celestia raising the sun. Something about that seems really stupid.

Chapters (1)
T

With a broken hoof and only a day left to record her latest piece, Octavia must rely on her roommate to assist her in playing.

Assist her in an awkwardly intimate half-embrace, that is.


A slightly belated birthday present for Not Enough Coffee. Special thanks to Ceffyl Dwr for offering me the idea and helping me out with pre-reading, legend as always.

Chapters (1)
T

When Rainbow Dash loses her cloud home, she is forced to take up temporary lodging in a Ponyville house.

But why is that so difficult for her?

For a pony that spends their entire life in the sky, sleeping on the ground might take some adjusting to.

Chapters (2)
E

Rainbow Dash just wants somepony to read her manuscript now, not 'later'. (Which we all know means never.)

Chapters (1)
T

After bumping into a rude pony from flight school, Rainbow tells a rather large lie to save face.

Shouldn't have did that, Dashie.


A two part story.

Chapters (2)
T

The Bearers gave up their physical Elements, but that doesn't mean that they didn't remain in their hearts.

They're becoming stronger.

Chapters (9)
T

Octavia Melody is a pony that looks only for her own personal gain. She’s skilled in diplomacy and relations alike, and through years of hard work and determination, she's beginning to meet her aspiration of being truly influential.

Enter Fancy Pants: Everypony has a different story about him, but they never seem to match up. Some ponies call him a benevolent and giving stallion, others say that he is deeply corrupt and as devious as they come. Some conspirators even suggest that his ambitions reach as high as the throne itself.

At a summit in Manehatten, the pair cross paths for the first time.


A oneshot that may expand into a full story. Big thanks to Coffee for offering his thoughts and helping me to brainstorm.

Chapters (1)