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I write pony words that people seem to like. I also review fics and draw purty pictures, apperently. I'm an older fan of MLP, so expect a lot of 80's references.

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Here is a collection of Beanis related ideas, scenes rendered pointless and non-canon by the ever present march of time and other authors beating me to the punch.

These would have fit in somewhere in Phases 2 or 3, but I'll leave it up to you to imagine where it would have gone in actual continuity. All of these ideas were unfortunate victims of my waning interest in writing, in general, and my inability to get three consecutive minutes at a keyboard without interruption for several long months.

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The PTA has spoken! Canterlot's Student Artist Gallery must be cleansed of all inappropriate content! Unfortunately, Luna is the one that has to do something about these new policies.


It was fun while it lasted.
Cover Source is Leone di cielo

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The eighteenth installment in Fuzzy's and Misago's shared Shipping Project.


Warm friendship can banish the cold of winter if you let it.


Fuzzy and Misago ship mares like FedEx! Each of these will be published separately:
Sunset Shimmer x Berry Punch
Bon Bon x Cadance
Cherry Jubilee x Cheerilee
Celestia x Amira
Rarity x Chrysalis
Rarity x Celestia
Twilight Velvet x Cookie Crumbles
Aria x Fluttershy
Rainbow Dash x Nightmare Moon
Twilight x Sonata
Chrysalis x Flurry Heart
Luna x Sweetie Belle
Sugarcoat x Fleur de Lis
Sunset x Sonata
Ember x Rarity
Fleur x Photo Finish
Nightmare Moon x Chrysalis
Applejack x Adagio
Luna x The Mane-iac (Coming Soon!)
Rainbow Dash x Sony Betamax sempai (Coming Soon!)
Saffron Marsala x Someone (I haven't actually decided yet) (Coming Soon!)

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Just a regular morning commute to work, nothing out of the normal at all. Not for Canterlot. Not for the employees of Beanis, Inc.

Well, maybe not completely normal.


A part of the Beanis Cinematic Universe, I'm afraid.

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Set in the Beanis Cinematic Universe.

Wallflower Blush is good at FPS games and this is only tangentially important to the plot. The real beans here is the Beanis has launched an empire for Twilight Sparkle, much to Sunset Shimmer's continued dismay. They've tackled product development, quality testing, SEO, and affordable drop shipping options.

That's nothing compared to what's next.

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This story is a sequel to Homework is a Real Kick in the Dick


Having added new features to her Beanis Brand Sexual Aid and Information Injector, Twilight Sparkle decides she can kill two birds with one stone by combining product testing and researching. However, the data transfer speed is a little underwhelming. Not wanting to spend another long night in the lab, Twilight calls on the aid of her friend, Sunset Shimmer.

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This story is a sequel to Ethical Quandaries


Starlight still isn’t convinced that the strange biped world on the other side of the mirror in Twilight’s castle isn’t just some sort of complex arcane simulation. Sunset thinks she knows just the bean based exception that’ll set Starlight straight.

An unasked for sequel/crossover. Feel free to blame Majin Syeekoh for this. Part of the ‘Beanisverse’ ‘cuz I said so.

New here? Start with Beware of Beanis and follow the rabbit hole on down.

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The seventeenth installment in Fuzzy's and Misago's shared Shipping Project.


Everypony, everybug, has a boss that must be answered to when things don't go according to plan.

(Special note: This fic is also being entered into Jake the Army Guy's Horse Words Extravaganza! Go check out the other entries in the dedicated group.)


Fuzzy and Misago ship mares like FedEx! Each of these will be published separately:
Sunset Shimmer x Berry Punch
Bon Bon x Cadance
Cherry Jubilee x Cheerilee
Celestia x Amira
Rarity x Chrysalis
Rarity x Celestia
Twilight Velvet x Cookie Crumbles
Aria x Fluttershy
Rainbow Dash x Nightmare Moon
Twilight x Sonata
Chrysalis x Flurry Heart
Luna x Sweetie Belle
Sugarcoat x Fleur de Lis
Sunset x Sonata
Ember x Rarity
Fleur x Photo Finish
Nightmare Moon x Chrysalis
Applejack x Adagio
Luna x The Mane-iac (Coming Soon!)
Rainbow Dash x Sony Betamax sempai (Coming Soon!)
Saffron Marsala x Someone (I haven't actually decided yet) (Coming Soon!)

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The sixteenth installment in Fuzzy's and Misago's shared Shipping Project.


Once you've almost fallen into the sky of an alien world filled with ponies, it's time to go pro.


Fuzzy and Misago ship mares like FedEx! Each of these will be published separately:
Sunset Shimmer x Berry Punch
Bon Bon x Cadance
Cherry Jubilee x Cheerilee
Celestia x Amira
Rarity x Chrysalis
Rarity x Celestia
Twilight Velvet x Cookie Crumbles
Aria x Fluttershy
Rainbow Dash x Nightmare Moon
Twilight x Sonata
Chrysalis x Flurry Heart
Luna x Sweetie Belle
Sugarcoat x Fleur de Lis
Sunset x Sonata
Ember x Rarity
Fleur x Photo Finish
Nightmare Moon x Chrysalis
Applejack x Adagio
Luna x The Mane-iac (Coming Soon!)

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Sunset takes the bus from school out to Applejack's place. With a brief detour in between.


Written for the February 2017 Write Off prompt 'The Twilight Zone'.

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