Here is a collection of Beanis related ideas, scenes rendered pointless and non-canon by the ever present march of time and other authors beating me to the punch.
These would have fit in somewhere in Phases 2 or 3, but I'll leave it up to you to imagine where it would have gone in actual continuity. All of these ideas were unfortunate victims of my waning interest in writing, in general, and my inability to get three consecutive minutes at a keyboard without interruption for several long months.
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Finally. Someone who has the same view on that series that shall not be named, as me.
For those who only got here via following the author, the short description that 9922430 is referring to:
These are all beautiful sprouts.
what the. Hu? Wh...? uh...? The actual fuck?
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Welcome to the Beanis Cinematic Universe.
Uh, that ship left the harbor when Applejack started playing with CRISPR.
In any case, fascinating bits of pepper in the bean dip that is the BCU. Thank you for sharing them.
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Hooray, people talking sense!
I have had it with seeing phallic pintos, licentious limas, and everybean in between used in such a lewd manner!
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Lookin at R63 G5 smut on derpibooru got me like:
EDIT: fuck this is gonna be a fanfic idea isn't it. Sigh.
EDIT EDIT: OH MY GOD I FORGOT THAT BEANS WERE A G5 MEME TOO THIS WAS DOUBLY PROPHETIC
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whomp whomp badum tish!