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// The Talk 
// Story: Spilled Beans 
// by Fuzzyfurvert 
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“How’er you holding up?”

Rainbow Dash hit the pause button on her GameColt, the Hero of Hayrule freezing mid pot smash.  She grunted.  She adjusted her seat belt.  She grunted again.  She adjusted her shorts for the millionth time, giving herself some breathing room.  Things were kinda tight at the moment, her junk still swollen in a totally not good way and fighting for room with the ice pack in there.  “M’good.”

“We should see the turn off pretty soon.”  Sunset Shimmer sat in the driver’s seat, her hair blowing in the breeze through the open windows coming off the open road.  Sunset tapped at her phone, refreshing the GPS.  The little blue line they were following flashed, showing a sharp left hand turn coming up in a few miles.  All around them, nature was aggressively green and overgrown, fields full of flowers and tall grasses inter-spaced with grove after grove of trees with full canopies.  Between it all, marching steadily ahead and behind Sunset’s car, was a cracked ribbon asphalt baking in the midday sun.

There wasn’t a soul around.  No buildings or signs lined the road, there was only the occasional power pole.  They hadn’t even seen another car in almost an hour.  Which was like boring frosting on the boring cake, to Dash.  It was a good thing she’d brought her old GameColt, or she’d be stuck sweating with nothing to do but discover new ways to go insane while not checking out her friend’s deep, shiny with sweat, cleavage.  “You ever think about what it’d be like to be gay, Sunset?”

“Excuse me?!”

“I was thinking about that the other day.  It’d be kinda neat...but also kinda gay.”

“Dash...you are gay.”

“Hell no I’m not!”

“You have a girlfriend!”

“What’s that supposed to mean?”

“But...you are a girl…”

“Still not following.”

“Of for the love of god...Rainbow, you are in a gay relationship with another girl.  Plus...like...what, all the other girls at HQ and an unknown number of other girls in and around town?”

“That’s not gay, Sunset.  You’re confused.”

“No, YOU are confused, Dash.  You are definitely gay!”