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I write pony words that people seem to like. I also review fics and draw purty pictures, apperently. I'm an older fan of MLP, so expect a lot of 80's references.


Set in the Beanis Cinematic Universe.

Wallflower Blush is good at FPS games and this is only tangentially important to the plot. The real beans here is the Beanis has launched an empire for Twilight Sparkle, much to Sunset Shimmer's continued dismay. They've tackled product development, quality testing, SEO, and affordable drop shipping options.

That's nothing compared to what's next.

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Majin Syeekoh
Story Approver


"Goddammit, Syeekoh."

What even is this

I'm not sure what I just read. I'm even more unsure why I want to read more

I blame Adagio, always a safe bet

I still don't read Beanis fics on principle.

But you're welcome. ^^;

Huh... and to think that last night my only entertaining story idea was a Beanis brand pr blast.


I immediately suspect Wallflower. She probably made everyone forget she stole it!


Also I wonder if I'm old enough to read this.


Has it been eighteen years or more since you were born?

GODDAMMIT SYEEKOH!!! :rainbowwild:
(you do know we are contractually bound to this, right?)

This is wonderful Fuzzy, you nailed it masterfully :rainbowlaugh:
I wonder how long it will take for them to realize it's the new green girl. Chryssy might be duplicitous but she wouldn't screw her own investment like that. Actually... damn, whomever did this will have to deal with the consequences of using her image (3D model) without her permission. They are fucked even before Twi gets her bean-based military applications line going :rainbowderp:

The expression on your profile picture is absolutely perfect for your comment

Then yes you're old enough.

it seems we're now entering the phase where continuity is important. do we have a 'big bad' planned out for when we get to beanis inc: infinity cum (i couldn't think of a better pun name)

Well, someone is getting sued into nothing for using Chryssie's stunning clawtoris without permission.

Seeing as how the Beanis Cinematic Universe is more a game of chicken between authors, than a collaboration, I don't know who our big bad in Beanis: Infinite Paste might end up being. I had planned for a particular antagonist(s), including just how they stole Beanis-tech. But I cut it from the final, so that it would be open to the next story interpretation.

Majin Syeekoh
Story Approver

That is an excellent way to describe it, yes.

On hold?! I mean I get no finished projects, but the cupcanus is already finished! Release it and own it before it gets stolen! Nooooooo

Meanwhile, sexy imagery gettin' the ladies all steamy, mm-mm-MM. Damn good.

Can't wait for the next installment of this organically grown and growing universe. How much chicken can these authors play until it is finally choked for good?

... This is going to end in a giant, glowing sky vagina, isn't it?

Fuzzy, this is bad and you should feel bad. :heart:

That's my secret, sweetheart, I always feel bad.

It must be someone who's smart and knows everything about the product.

WAIT!!! I know whodunit!!!!

BubbleBoom whodunit! :pinkiegasp:

This has to be the longest title on FiMfiction, surely? I've never seen anything longer than that!

Fuck it, I'm down.

8799721 i see someone has seen the nostalgia critic's review of the langoliers (not sure if I'm spelling that right)

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