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I write pony words that people seem to like. I also review fics and draw purty pictures, apperently. I'm an older fan of MLP, so expect a lot of 80's references.

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Written for the contest in this thread.

What would you do if you woke up with god-like powers? What if the Goddess you love is without her own magic? What if Pinkie Pie's alicorn fetish was never important, until now? What if you're Twilight Sparkle and nothing makes sense anymore? The Answer: Equestria is sooooo boned.


Belated thanks for excellent editing of this beast goes out to Knight of Cerebus.
JKinsley helped with proofreading.
General encouragement/idea bouncing help from Misago.

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:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:
this gonna be so good!

Bwahaha early morning wingboner gawds! Loved it more please:rainbowkiss:

Dat last line! :rainbowlaugh:

x'D

You are crazy. Seriously.

In future, however, everyone shall regard you as a genius, a man ahead of his time.

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I have read my fair share (and more) of "Twilight becomes an alicorn and freaks" fics but this one looks to be unique.
Alicorn Twily with the possibility of PinkieLight?...
color me amazed :heart:

> Equestria is sooooo boned.

Oh I am so gonna read this now.

EDIT: >“Uh, don’t look now Twi, but you’ve got some serious early morning wingboner going on there!”

Oh I am so gonna favourite this.

The purple blur swerved off course, narrowly avoiding a collision with the Earth pony, choosing instead, to end its pail mail journey face to face with the very solid librarian’s desk.

Did you mean pell mell?

Pinkie grinned at the librarian and merely started to snicker. “Uh, don’t look now Twi, but you’ve got some serious early morning wingboner going on there!” The earth pony gasped suddenly, her eyes widening. “Or you’re really happy to see me!”

Oblivious as ever, Pinkie. :derpytongue2:

That would be a nice way to inform people of the content, if we didn't already read the summary. They'd be like "What's Pinkie talking about? Twilight doesn't have wings... Or wait... huh?"

Also, wingboners seem really popular in fanfiction... Definitely funny, but also kinda weird. Which reminds me, Mr. Cake misspelled Definitely when he was being a terrible liar toward the middle bit.

dis gon b gewd.

also, gonna be cloppy?

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Yes. Yes, I did mean 'pell-mell'. Fixed it. Thanks!

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Mr. Cake is a terrible speller, as well as a terrible liar. I fixed that for him.

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MOAR IS COMING

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Probably... just naughty comedy and plenty of innuendo rather than straight up graphic clop. But should you feel the opportunity arise, then godspeed be with you in your endeavors.

Yep, definitely tracking this one... XD

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more like: these fics are for reading in public...ish, these fics are for reading home, at 4 AM, with door locked.

The purple blur swerved off course, narrowly avoiding a collision with the Earth pony, choosing instead, to end its pell-mell journey face to face with the very solid librarian’s desk. The blur and the desk had a lively discussion where the blur asked the desk to politely not occupy that space, but having been there first, the desk demurred. In a great show of compromise, the desk tuned onto its side, spilling its contents all over the now stilled blur, whose keening wail faltered into a pained gurgle. Pinkie giggled at the sight.

This Paragraph would make Douglas Adams very proud! Also this fic promises to be EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!

This amuses me. :trollestia:
Good work :twilightsmile:

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Douglas Adams? Wow! That's high praise. Thank you very much!:twilightblush:

how often will you be updating? this is hilarious and we all want more.

Comment posted by RyujinDeath deleted Jan 24th, 2013

Oh my. Tracking the SHIT out of this. What a teaser of an opening chapter. I think Mr. Cake can agree. Not to mention the funniest line I've read all day:

The blur and the desk had a lively discussion where the blur asked the desk to politely not occupy that space, but having been there first, the desk demurred. In a great show of compromise, the desk tuned onto its side, spilling its contents all over the now stilled blur, whose keening wail faltered into a pained gurgle.

God tier. DO go on, I will be waiting.

2013014 Who is Douglas Adams?

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I need you to do something as soon as you possibly can. It's very important.

Turn off your computer and go to your local library (or bookstore, if you have disposable income). Obtain a copy of this book. It is a big book. Don't panic. Read it all the way through. Then you may resume your life.

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I agree with 2018347 . Douglas Adams is a BRILLIANT writer and to even be mentioned in the same post as him is a Compliment!

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Chapter 2 is in the works. I bought gloves last night so I can type in my room. It was too cold the night before that to even take them out of my pockets to click the mouse.

2018380 I hope that your gloves work. You might want to buy a space heater. One could heat your room to comfortable writing temperatures.

This looks like it can be gloriously hilarious, I'll be looking forward to seeing it (hopefully) reach that potential!

2018347 Sorry, the book doesn't interest me, hope you don't mind me saying that.

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That's a perfectly fine assertion, Adams' books are not for everyone. But, rest assured that they are great, should you ever decide to read them.

In more immediate news: thanks for reading my story! I'll be churning out chapter 2 fairly soon. I plan to spend the weekend obsessing over it.:pinkiecrazy:

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DAT LINK.

As has been said, I am not keen either on AliTwilight, but this is not the usual kerfuffle.
This is an unusual kerfuffle.
And if this follows in the footsteps of Arthur Dent, then we can safely say, unusual kerfuffles are a good thing.:moustache:

>Explosion day
Pinkie knows Rick the Adventure Sphere.
Run.
RUN
RUN

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Knows him? Pinkie dated him once!:pinkiehappy:

RUN FASTER

If there are any funky formatting issues, let me know. Gdocs was kinda acting up.

Ghost Knife Eye Attack

Dr. McNinja reference?

Whaaaaa!? This updated?

Twilight’s eyes narrow as she steps inside Rarity’s kitchen. The table is set for two. There is toast, eggs, berries and milk for two ponies, and using Rarity’s best china dishware too. She can also see the edging of the straps for a saddle peeking out from under Rarity’s robe while the unicorn is turned away. “We aren’t… interrupting anything are we?”

This is a pretty tense situation, largely because it's present-tense.

Frankly, I'm kinda saddened that I know that this story is going to be Twilight x Celestia. :pinkiesad2:

>Inb4 Luna has a "Pink Party Pony" Fetish.

“Don’t make me cast Ghost Knife Eye Attack. I will, and they will never find the bodies.”

Best line I've ever read from twilight...ever hahahaha

I got to this line:

sweet alicorn on Pinkie Pie action!

and my first thought was "Hot Wailord on Skitty action. My second was that this was the pony equivalent of that meme...
And then I looked at their sprites and found out how apropos that thought was when I decided to look up the sprites.
For reference here are a SHINEY Wailord and normal Skitty's sprites from B&W:
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:twilightsheepish::pinkiesmile:
It is surprising how similar their colors are...

also silly Twi THIS is how clocks commit sepuku:

For some reason, some of the paragraphs have been tabbed over twice. The paragraphs are also spaced realy far apart, from my perspective.

GAH! I LOVE THIS WRITING STYLE!

fluttered in a non-Euclidean breeze.

Apparently Twilight has a Cthulian mane now XD

t was perfection in a cup and as it hit her tongue, Twilight imagined the tiny Vikings in her brain boarding equivalently massive long ships made of red blood cells and setting sail for her tummy where they would quell the beast that called out from within

I Also Love the whole continuing thing with the vikings- sheer perfection
...And now I want a ponified story of when Loki tricked Thor into cross-dressing... thanks for that.
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Pinkie poked her head out from behind the open fridge door, a cold carrot clutched in her teeth. “She doth protest too much, methinks.”

And finally, you quoted Hamlet. AKA I love you.

dude, this is perfection. i worship you.

Lol, what's happening?

“No, I don’t?”

I'm not sure if it was writen like that on purpose, but if not then there is no reason to have a question mark. I don't think Twilight is asking a question

“C’mon Pinkie, let’s head around to the back. She must be making breakfast.” Twilight glanced around nervously, holding her finally un-stiffened wings tight against her body. “Plus it’s less visible. I really don’t want any more ponies to faint at the sight me. Or… start worshipping… and oh Celestia, the chanting! Why did they start chanting?!”

"of" is missing after the bold the and you spell worshiping like... that...:facehoof:
Worshiping and chanting!:twilightoops: :rainbowlaugh:

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I swear to Celestia and all that is holy you are the best person ever at writing metaphors EVER. The vikings. The clock seppuku. The...everything. Fuck, I dunno. God tier metaphors. You have me in STITCHES, sir. Holy crap.

And now Pinkie has a fetish for alicorns...lol. This is rapidly shaping up to be the best Twilicorn fic. Evar.

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Where ELSE would you find a Ghost Knife Eye Attack and it be completely acceptable? Also; Chris Hastings is my hero.

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Fixed! Good eye!

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Weirdly enough, the first (joke)ending I envisioned with this was Luna and Pinkie hooking up opposite Twi/Celestia. I was thinking it would be chuckle worthy if Pinkie somehow became an alicorn herself and transformed into Nightmare Pie, Harbinger of the Eternal Party. If I do ever write that, this would be the most prophetic use of 'inb4' I have ever seen.

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That's why I don't store my C4 in my clock.

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Should be fixed now.

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Loki, trickster god of Asgard, bastard son of Odin One-Eye, trotted gaily up to his half brother, Thor, Asgardian god of thunder and all things testosterone. He stopped just shy of hammer-swing range and nodded informally.

"Ho, Brother Thor! Good marrow! I bring thee tidings from distant Midgard, down yonder Rainbow Bridge! Warriors bold and dashing now wear skirts and womanly attire when not astride the battlefield! 'Tis a show of great manliness!"

"Verily?" inquired Thor. "How is this a show of manliness, to wear a woman's dress?"

"By wearing the clothes of the fairer sex, warriors display that their manliness is not lessened, and therefore, great!"

Thor pondered this for several moments. Loki quietly gave him several extra moments, knowing his brother's level of expertise with 'thinking'.

"By the All-Father's left nut! I too shall test my manliness and not be found wanting! Quick dear brother! Bring me a short skirt and fishnets!"

Loki, who was also a unicorn or some shit, smiled as he levitated clothing into veiw. "Way ahead of you my brother! Look! I have brought thee a maid's outfit!"

(There, delivered:trixieshiftleft::trixieshiftright:)

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Keep your gut-stapler handy. I'm already working on chapter 3.

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OH MY GOD! THIS MADE MY WEEK.:pinkiegasp:

You realize that I am now contractually obligated to hug you for an uncomfortably long period of time now, yes?
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Also Loki is best princess/sorcoress-shemale-thing.

...because reasons.

:rainbowlaugh: That was beautiful! :rainbowlaugh:

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