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Nov
20th
2017

So I totally forgot about adding my new fic to groups. · 8:36pm Nov 20th, 2017

Fuzz is the dumb.

Oops, I guess?

May
7th
2020

WE HAVE MORE BEANIS · 4:54pm May 7th

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BEANIS IS THE PALLIATIVE

May
7th
2018

Small Beanis Owners · 4:23am May 7th, 2018

TSmall Beanis Owners
The rise of farm-to-bedroom, locally sourced, vegan, organic marital aids!
MrNumbers · 4k words  ·  169  33 · 2k views

Possibly the most fun I've had writing anything in a long time.

Understanding of the Beanis cinematic universe is not a prerequisite, but will possibly improve your reading experience. Alternatively, taking all of this out of context might enhance it even more. I don't know. Just... enjoy.

Report MrNumbers · 324 views · #Beanis
Oct
8th
2018

Phase 3 of the BCU has launched. · 11:43am Oct 8th, 2018

Welcome to the final phase of the Beanis Cinematic Universe.

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Report Majin Syeekoh · 253 views · #beanis
Oct
8th
2019

More assorted updates. · 5:46am Oct 8th, 2019

Hey guys.

I realize there haven't been any recent updates to Consequences. Rest assured, I do know exactly where the story is going from here. We are, in fact, closing in on the end of Act 2 and moving into Act 3. But I'm still working on the transition between the two and I just haven't felt like anything I've written for it has been good enough.

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Nov
19th
2017

Majin wrote a thing, so I wrote a thing · 7:01pm Nov 19th, 2017

You know how this goes. It's not quite done yet, but I'll have it ready by tonight.

Stay beany.
-Fuzz

Report Fuzzyfurvert · 211 views · #beanis time
Feb
19th
2018

Guys I think a have a problem. · 1:32am Feb 19th, 2018

There’s a beanis shaped hole in my brain that’ll never fill up.

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Aug
13th
2018

Bronycon 2018 blow-by-blow · 4:10am Aug 13th, 2018

Another year, another Bronycon!  I've been going since at least 2013, which makes 6 Bronycons for me.

6 Bronycons.  Man. Has it been that long?  What have I accomplished in 6 years?

Other than writing pony stories and blog posts, not much.  There's a point during every convention where I begin to wonder: What am I doing here?  Shouldn't I be strangling my soul slowly with a 9-5 job to support a couple of kids?

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Report Bad Horse · 853 views · #Bronycon #2018 #report #Beanis
Jun
1st
2018

Assorted Updates, Plans, and What the Hell Is With All the Beans? · 3:50pm Jun 1st, 2018

So yeah, if you follow me here, you've probably noticed that my last three posted stories are all set in the highly deranged, but oddly compelling Beanis Cinematic Universe. If you haven't read these stories and like highly silly absurd sex comedy, you should do so. Despite the main... (tries not to say "thrust." Fails.) thrust of the story, it's not clop, and any "on-screen" sexual shenanigans are done more for comedy

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Aug
1st
2018

Heads up! · 12:02pm Aug 1st, 2018

In an effort to get things moving on Phase 3 of the Beanis Cinematic Universe, I am suspending this week's work on Consequences in order to finish a BCU story needed to set things up for Phase 3 by this weekend.

Consequences updates will continue next week as normal. Sorry for the delay.

May
16th
2017

Fuzzyfurvert made some fanart for my story! · 4:48pm May 16th, 2017

If the idea of SciTwi making a penis out of bean paste doesn't interest you, you can skip this blog.

If it does, read on below!

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Aug
16th
2018

The BCU Server is open for business! · 11:45pm Aug 16th, 2018

So, as you may or may not know, me and the Beanis gang had a private author’s server for discussing beanis stuff and general bullshitting. I’d bee thinking about opening it to the public, but wasn’t sure if anyone would want to join.

Then one person asked to join and I polled a few of the authors to see if they’d be okay with hosting crazy people.

They deal with me, so of course they were fine with it.

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Nov
19th
2017

Yo guys I got to 100 fics · 12:35am Nov 19th, 2017

So I’m sitting there at 99 stories, and I was stuck. I wanted it to be impactful.

Meaningful. I wanted it to knock people’s socks off because you know it’s my hundredth story.

So I’m sitting there paralyzed not writing anything because I wanted it to be perfect. Which it turns out is a bad idea because then you don’t get anything done at all.

So in the end I wrote something that I wanted to write. Screw the majesty, I’m in the fic business for fun.

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Jun
25th
2017

Hold My Beer · 6:59pm Jun 25th, 2017

I'm going to write a Majin Syeekoh fic.

Some of you may be aware that Majin "Goddamnit" Syeekoh just released the sequel to his fic about magical bean paste-based penises. I even made some "fanart" for it, back in the day. But see, I had this silly idea about continuing the epic of the Beanis, developing this world where Twilight made magical bean dicks, and now I have a whole lot of new canon to incorporate thanks to Majin "Inconsiderate Ass" Syeekoh.

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Nov
29th
2018

NaNoWriMo Victory · 7:39pm Nov 29th, 2018

One day ahead of schedule, I have managed to write over 50,000 words in the month of November.

It's a hell of an achievement, and congratulations to any other authors out there who pulled it off. I found it a lot easier to get through this year than I did last time.

More importantly than just sheer word count, however,

The first draft of Voyagers is finally complete

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Jan
7th
2018

New Entry into the Beanis Cinematic Universe! · 2:05am Jan 7th, 2018

I’m guessing a good portion of you have already read it, but for those who haven’t, I have a new story set in the Beanisverse that I think people might enjoy without having to do previous fic research. Either way, I think you guys will like it.

[Adult story embed hidden]

Also I think I broke Fuzzy’s brain with this story. Along with several other brains. Anyway, if you like sexual humor, you might enjoy this fic.

Jun
23rd
2018

Holy Crow! I think I finished writing something for a change! · 1:25pm Jun 23rd, 2018

I'm legit shocked. But now the editing process starts.


Stay engaged.
-Fuzz

EDIT: I just realized that it's after 9 a.m. I should have been in bed 9 hours ago.

Oct
2nd
2018

Hi there. It's been a while. · 2:22pm Oct 2nd, 2018

I realized I hadn't really posted a blog in a while and figured it was time for an update.

So, I've been working on another BCU fic which I'm trying to get done because it may kick off Phase 3 (Maybe. It depends on which one of us authors gets our story done first). After that, "Consequences" will resume in earnest and get back on schedule. I finally feel able to take this on after the 20 year friendship I mentioned elsewhere self-destructed.

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Mar
17th
2020

Fun with Fifteen.ai · 5:56pm March 17th

So, I've been fooling around with the Fifteen.ai and now that Rarity is an option, I decided to try out one of her iconic lines from Sunset Sexytimes:

Rarity wants to shop from the discount bin.

Also, for the Beanis-minded, Twilight has a few things to say.

Twilight introduces herself.

Jan
17th
2019

Sharing a few words · 6:19am Jan 17th, 2019

So originally I thought I would come home and provide an update for the next chapter of Ask Roseate Grimsbane (maybe tomorrow), however after some consideration, I think I'll just talk a bit about Grandmipony to you all. Partially because I also want to organize my thoughts for the words I'm going to say at her memorial in two days.

So here goes.:pinkiesad2:

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