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SoothingCoffee


Coffee. Coffee is life. Coffee is death. Coffee is God. Long live Coffee.

Jun
27th
2015

New best background pony! · 11:11am Jun 27th, 2015

Her name is March Gustysnows, don'cha know? At least that's what Derpibooru says, ya. And she's my new favorite pony.

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May
31st
2015

Self-Insert and Wish Fulfillment · 2:53pm May 31st, 2015

I don't have much qualm for SI stories, nor do I think Self-Insert story is necessarily bad. Oh yes, most of them are, and that's the problem. Because when people write an SI story, they don't write a goddamn SI story. No, instead they wrote a fucking Wish Fulfillment story.

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May
25th
2015

Just a tiny bit curious... · 12:42pm May 25th, 2015

Who's here following me for that Darkness fic I would probably never update, or for my other works?

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Apr
29th
2015

When Life gives you lemons... · 3:49pm Apr 29th, 2015

You crush it into bloody pulps, and fucking shove it into Life's fucking urethra.

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Apr
27th
2015

[Rant] Comparing shits to Nazis · 9:41am Apr 27th, 2015

I'm going to keep this short since I doubt many a people will be reading this, but there's something that has been happening across the Internet since its creation, and recently, in my daily life.

People comparing trivial stuffs to Nazis. To Hitler.

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Apr
9th
2015

My first fanart... kinda · 3:40pm Apr 9th, 2015

I know I probably said enough thank yous, but I still want to thank Jazzie366 H Discordia for drawing me this picture.

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Mar
22nd
2015

I'M GOING TO WRITE A BLACK AND RED ALICORN STORY! · 12:19pm Mar 22nd, 2015

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I am so, so sorry

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Feb
14th
2015

Happy Heart and Hooves day! · 2:58am Feb 14th, 2015

Happy Valentine, guys! I should probably wait until I have more followers, but fuck that noise Anyway, I was planning to post a romance one-shot, then I realized how crappy I am at writing romance, so fuck that noise as well.

So, I hope you guys got to share this day with your sisters and brothers erm, loved ones!

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Dec
21st
2014

The Darkness inside in rewrite · 2:20pm Dec 21st, 2014

Alright, I'm gonna be honest with you. At first, I was going to abandon this fic, and I did. As it was, I forgot to change it from 'incomplete' to 'cancelled', and I just realized it two days ago. Then I realized that people actually read this.

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Jun
5th
2014

In search for helpers! · 1:56pm Jun 5th, 2014

Before I begin, I will tell you guys that I am rather new in writing.

I'm in need for editors, because my grammar's suck or mediocre at best, so in god's name, I need an editor.

For those who wanted to try or participate to be one to help me (which is highly appreciated), please do PM me

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