When Life gives you lemons... · 3:49pm Apr 29th, 2015
You crush it into bloody pulps, and fucking shove it into Life's fucking urethra.
Coffee. Coffee is life. Coffee is death. Coffee is God. Long live Coffee.
You crush it into bloody pulps, and fucking shove it into Life's fucking urethra.
hey soothingcoffee i have a ideal for a new story you well make
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O...kayyyyy. Might want to fix you wordings there, bud. I also don't do story commissions. You might have more luck in finding ones that do.
3070430 you have 6 stories
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And none of them are story commissions.
3070474 rly
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Yes. Really.
3070539 well ok