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Just a nice, polite Canadian.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Property of Officer Hot-Pants.

BACK FROM THE DEAD!

I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

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Can answer questions regarding site rules or policies for any content as well as their enforcement/punishment.

I'm a writer of fluff, kibitzer, and especially interested in canon AU: Equestria Girls, the comics, etc. They are fun to play with.

Night-horse is not entertained.

It's fanfiction all the way down.

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

Every time you read one of my stories, an orphan is allowed to be happy. Do it for the orphans.

Deep into that dorkness peering...

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

Formerly Fimfiction Drama, and now under new management. Found juicy drama? Know of an event not yet covered? Let us know!

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I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

Are you a Rebel?

Writing graduate who loves cartoon horses and all manner of silly things. Occasionally writes serious stories. A divine Swedish woman drew this avatar.

Crushric, n. — A narcissistic masochist, a Southern gentleman, and snarky smartass. If you're looking for someone to disappoint you, he won't disappoint you.

space is a waste

I have no earthly clue what I'm doing.

Hello! I am Ceehoff, and as you see, I'm the author of "Equestria's First Human". Welcome to my FimFiction page! Here, you can read the other stories I have written other than EFH. Enjoy your stay!