• Member Since 1st Feb, 2012
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Fattymagee1


Aspiring to live under a bridge, but the man keeps holding me down.

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The Princesses of Equestria's "forgiveness and redemption with little repercussions" friendship policy for several major villains has worked pretty well so far for the good of Equestria. However in Princess Twilight Sparkle's case, what happens when it suddenly... doesn't?

Please do not take this seriously.

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After a long day of training at the Wonderbolts facility, Soarin' invites a fellow Wonderbolt and pal over to his place for a few drinks. However, after having a few too many, Soarin' makes a decision that may or may not completely alter the course of the young stallion's life.

1st person from Soarin's perspective.

Thanks Scootareader and DJ GarV the Expert for their help on this story.

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When Twilight is searching the Everfree Forest for a certain 'mystery potion', she accidentally stumbles onto Zecora's front door step. However, Zecora is not acting herself, the zebra preaching to the unicorn about an impending 'disaster' the day when the traditional Zebrian calendar ends, and that day is tomorrow. How does Twilight react to such ominous and shocking accusations regarding the future? And what does she plan to do about it?

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When attempting to fool Trixie into removing the Alicorn Amulet from around her neck, Twilight seemingly turns Applejack into a stallion. However, when everypony realizes that Twilight actually transfigured Applejack into a real stallion, it flips the apple farmer's life upside down.

Well, at least her friends can now hit on her without it being weird, right?

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Everypony knows Twilight is a mare of immense intelligence, always eager to complete the Princess's academic assignments and learn more about any subject. Thus, when Twilight discovers a strange magical book in the library basement that provides her with unlimited information in just mere seconds, it's only natural for the studious Unicorn to... grow attached to the book, right? And what will Princess Celestia think of her new "method" of studying?

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Miss Cheerilee informs Applejack that she never passed elementary mathematics. Since every pony in Equestria is legally required to understand rudimentary math, Applejack must retake and pass a basic exam in order to avoid going back to school.

Sounds simple enough, right?

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When Applebloom comes across some spades in the apple-orchard, the crusaders are ecstatic. They believe the discovery has opened up a whole new door of opportunity in the ongoing quest of earning their cutie marks. Armed with their new commodities, the three young fillies embark on a digging adventure.

As usual, however, things don't seem to go according to plan...

From a certain point of view.

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Matilda and Cranky Doodle Donkey are recruited as Princess Celestia's personal assassins.

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Applejack discovers something is eating her apples. Whatever could it be?

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The title says it all. Must I really need to explain more? I guess I do because it says I have to.

Basically I took the most unbelievably corny and cheesy ideas that I have actually seen in My Little Pony shipping fics and placed them all into a one-shot romance.

Please, do not take this seriously.

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