• Member Since 8th Mar, 2013
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lord_steak


Another guy working his butt off for not enough pay, but still loves to spoil his wife whenever he can, and spending time with his little girl.

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Two royal sisters. Two reasons for wanting cake. Only one slice left. It's gonna get out of control, and somepony's gonna be disappointed....

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On a whim, Rarity runs off to see Zecora about a certain variety of tea. En route she happens across Aengus Meagher, a Pokémon trainer with questionable morals who has hit his wall, unable to defeat Bruno of the Indigo League's Elite Four. Aengus is on a journey, traveling far from his home region on a quest to find something, anything that could help him overcome this stumbling block. Somehow he slips into Equestria for a few minutes, and out in the Everfree happens across a certain white unicorn, and, well...

Rarity gets caught.

These are their adventures.


So...the new tag thing complicates how I’m gonna put this out there. The story doesn’t start needing a Dark tag, but it will grow Dark as it goes on. There are at least two other “tags” that will spoil major plot points later on, and thus are left off.

Not your typical Pony-Pokémon crossover, although you will get exactly what it says on the tin. Some chapters are more about the comedy, others about the drama, though most will have some of each. Sex tag for innuendo.

Now with suggested music for a given section; look for the itty-bitty hyperlinked text. Most of these tracks are from the Pokémon series and side games, appropriate to where they are (but not all of them...sometimes I was looking for a certain vibe I couldn't find in the OSTs); it's just what I thought would fit best in a given area.

Names chosen were based off of common given and family names of selected nationalities in combinations where I know no one personally with either. Any likeness to any person, real or in a different fictional story, is purely coincidental (hooray, C.Y.A. disclaimers).

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Anyone or anything who knows of Pinkie Pie cannot think of a better party planner. The super duper party pony has planned, held, and participated in parties of just about any kind or occasion that anyone could think of.

So when Golden Harvest wants a party because she's getting divorced from a stallion she constantly argues with, she knows exactly who to turn to. But Pinkie doesn't think a divorce is a reason to party at all. She doesn't see the end of a nightmare; she sees the death of true love. Can Pinkie get past her own objections and make the party happen, or will there be lasting bitter feelings from the carrot farmer toward the party planner as well?

Has some comedic material, 'cuz with Pinkie as the focus it's impossible to fully avoid. Rated Teen for subject matter. Screncapped a still from the episode Maud Pie for the cover art.

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Princess Dawn Twinkle spread harmony around along with her fellow bearers of the Elements of Friendship since she came to Ponyton. She heard the reports from the other princesses that something was wrong with the world, that in the distance a grey wave had been seen, a wave that shattered reality as it went and left an abyssal void behind. When she awakes after such a wave came at Ponyton, she is left wondering if it were real or a dream...and also why everything around town seems just a bit off.

And why do these ponies keep saying the word "twilight" among themselves whenever she goes by?


Cover art made using a few stills from the show, Pony Create v3 by generalzoi on DA, and Hasbro's official Cutie Mark creator...and pieced altogether using paint.NET.

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A certain baby princess doesn't want to go to bed, even though it's past her bedtime and she's super sleepy. With Cadance already ready to just hit the sack, it's Shining Armour's turn to put Flurry Heart to bed. He should have picked a bedtime story first....


A quick and cute one-shot, coming from a dad who learned this one the hard way.

Edited by Harmony Pie.
Cover image is Proud Parents by dm29 on D.A. Used with written permission.

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A one-shot comedy inspired by what I've gone through in the last twelve months.

Princess Cadence and Prince Shining Armor are expecting a little one soon. However, Shining Armor fails to hide from his wife that he doesn't know the first thing about foalbirth, or just how much it will change their lives. Before he acts like a total schmuck and says something idiotic in the delivery room, she takes him to foalbirth class, one taught by an experienced delivery room nurse and midwife. Overreactions ensue.


References IDW Comics #11 and #12.

Pre-reading/editing by HopeForTheFew.

I did the cover art using stills from the show and one piece of equipment hopefully you won't see in a delivery room (should you choose to find yourself in one).

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This story is a sequel to Those Who Sport With Giants


**Spoilers in the comments!**

Attempts on both Princess Cadence's and Princess Luna's lives have been foiled, but both came much too close. Then they nearly induced a lethal riot at what supposed to be a friendly sporting event. But the syndicate responsible for the terrorism remains just as hidden and unknown as ever. Somepony must do something....

Lyra Heartstrings and Bon-Bon have a very special night coming up: they're celebrating their "Friendiversary," the anniversary of becoming best friends. While Lyra is out purchasing supplies, Bon-Bon finds an unusual envelope in the day's mail. An envelope with a symbol she never expected to see again, the letter within addressing her as "Sweetie Drops."

Part Two of the trilogy, A Greater Menace.

Pre-reading by Eruedraieth.

Drew m' own cover art this time.

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Stormball: the most technically-challenging and physically-demanding sport known to ponykind. A team from Cloudsdale boasted they cannot be beaten, and traveled the globe to prove it, led by a retired living legend of the sport. Thus far, they're making good on the claim: Saddle Arabia was crushed, Griffonstone lost in a laugher, Prance didn't fare well either, The Crystal Empire had to forfeit before the end of the first half, and the list goes on. Even Canterlot was dropped, with both Princesses on the field of play. Then, just before they celebrate their world victory, they realized they forgot one town: Ponyville. Yet their star player seems driven for a very different, secret reason, and playing better than he ever did in his youth....

They're coming. They're bringing their A-game. And a chip on their leader's shoulder.

Part One of the trilogy, A Greater Menace.

Pre-reading by LightningSword.

Cover art by xStellar_Bubbles.

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