I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

Hi! I'm featheredchef and its high time I move from paper and ink to the keyboard, let me know what you think

An Aussie bloke doing blokey things. Reading cute widdle stories about pretty pastel ponies for instance.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Heehee~

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As a writer you ask yourself to dream while you're awake. As an editor you ask yourself how to change a story while leaving it the same.

Property of Officer Hot-Pants.

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

no longer active on this site I RIP 2014-2017

It's called garbage can, not garbage can't.

I finally figured out how to put this thing on my profile. This is the best thing to happen to me since Princess Celestia teleported me to Equestria so that I could romance her student and sister.

We must dare, and dare again, and go on daring.

George Carlin is my favorite "philosopher." Lyra is best pony. Raindrops is best pegasus. Sunset Shimmer is best human.

I like to make fun of poor people.

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

I write so that one day I may finally stop writing and be free, but these damn new ideas keep finding ways into my brain. I need to write more to vent them out!