Every rainstorm makes every day of sunlight that much more precious.

No girlz allowed

Faith and Hatred are the only things that keep me alive.

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

bruh

Yeah? I'm still 20% cooler.

Your Honor, the fish sticks are done!

Architect of Old Kingdom Artifacts.

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader.

Formerly Fimfiction Drama, and now under new management. Found juicy drama? Know of an event not yet covered? Let us know!

Done.

"The light shineth in darkness and the darkness comprehended it not."

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

I finally figured out how to put this thing on my profile. This is the best thing to happen to me since Princess Celestia teleported me to Equestria so that I could romance her student and sister.

Run! Run! Or you'll be well done!

i have cancer

Sometimes I write stories.

Heehee~

Add me on Discord .f4d32814ck

Officially hibernating. zzzzzz

8000 soldiers!

What's my age again?

When I said I was going to be a Brony for life, I meant it! That didn’t mean one year or two years it meant for life! Also, I'm pretty sociable, PM me if you wish to talk or have any queshtions.

“Life is what we make of it. Travel is the traveler. What we see isn't what we see but what we are.”

What do you mean I have an addition to horse fiction?! I can stop whenever I want to, mom!

something something boi

I'm the creator of Otakuworld.com, Jenniverse.com, the computer game Boppin', numerous online comics, novels, and tons of other wonderful things. I really love MLP:FiM.

I write so that one day I may finally stop writing and be free, but these damn new ideas keep finding ways into my brain. I need to write more to vent them out!

Quando omni flunkus, moritati

I hav Autismᴴᴰ ヽ༼°ل͜°༽ﾉ

the pleb formerly known as doccular

Don't mind Carl. He does meth. Like, SO MUCH meth. -Officer Hot Pants

Fallout: Equestria addict, occasional writer of terribadness, second degree black belt in jiujitsu, gamer for life, hopeless artist (I HAD TO EAT THEM!) and reader of anything I can get my hands on.

Property of Officer Hot-Pants.

Pierce the heavens with your drill!

I make techno and techno accessories

Justice and Honor above all.

Non-GMO 100% Organic Gay

I have a lot of friends and I make a lot of money, my rhymes are so sweet 'cuz I dip 'em in honey.

Why hello there...

Serving the community with mobile fireplace rentals since November, 2014.

Banned by request. See y'all around.

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

Commissions are open, feel free to DM. Also maybe donate to my Ko-Fi https://ko-fi.com/thewraithwriter