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What do you mean I have an addition to horse fiction?! I can stop whenever I want to, mom!

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Alright, listen up and listen good because I'm only going to say this once. We are not a highly classified government organization. We do not operate above the System, over it or beyond it. Our primary objective is not to monitor, license, regulate and police extrademensional activities and beings on this great country. These interdemensional beings are not cartoon ponies from a kid's show called My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. We do not officially exist.

You don't exist.

Got that?


Never heard of it?


Good. Welcome to the U.S. Department of Strategic Extradimensional Enforcement

Inspired by Tales Of The Canterlot Deportation Agency: A Typical Day by Estee.

[Warning: Tags might be added and/or removed as the story progresses]

Chapters (3)

When a strange being crash land onto Equestria and claim to be Rainbow Dash. The Mane six was skeptical, was this the same Rainbow Dash they knew? Or was this some Changeling's pathetic attempt to infiltrate into their lives?

To gain the Mane six's trust, Rainbow Dash talk about her tales of traveling through out the cosmos, jumping into hell, making new comrades, cracking some butt-ugly alien skulls, getting shot, losing friends on the battlefield, and then back again.

One of these days though, you wish you’re really dead. But hey, it’s like what they say… Only Death Stops Them.

Thanks to all the proofreaders Man Of War, Katherine Kerensky, plainoasis and Identity for helping me out with the story.

My first story. So criticize if you will (which is good) but please, don't stir up a flame war down there.

[Warning: Humanized ponies, read at your own risk]

More tags will be added as the story progresses.

Disclaimer: I do not own either the franchises Halo nor My Little Pony. They belong to their respective owners and this is just a work of fiction.

Chapters (5)
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