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On the Sliding Scale Of Idealism Vs. Cynicism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical.  (Patreon page.)

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Mar
28th
2017

#GOPDnD · 5:38pm

I don't care what your political views are:  this is funny.

Of course, my old school is a little more...  dark.

"I use blood bonds on the entire United States."

"You don't have that much blood."

"Who cares?  Mexico will bleed for it."

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    Rarity's first moons back in Ponyville after leaving school have her still trying to catch up on the events she missed -- like the arrival of a certain apprentice baker. And until now, neither knew the other existed.  · Estee
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  • T Every Time A Pegasus Flaps Their Wings, A Kitten DIES

    Why should unicorns have all the horrific magical side effects fun?  · Estee
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  • E Tricks Of The Trade Show

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Comment posted by Whiteout deleted at 11:35am on the 11th of March, 2017
#143 · 3w, 2d ago · · ·

One story that I feel the Tryptych Continuum is sorely lacking in at the moment is one where RD is the one who comes out victorious against one of the others.

Not just because RD's my favorite member of the mane 6, but because I feel that every character should be thrown a bit of a break once in a while.

#142 · 3w, 2d ago · · ·

After a couple of years of following you, I just wanted to say thanks.

You've become one of the most productive authors FimFic has ever seen, creating your own unique universe that somehow manages to be internally consistent, feasible, interesting and true to the original, all the while maintaining a high standard of writing, which is an extremely rare occurrence around these parts.

Here's hoping you'll lead Triptych to a strong and wholesome conclusion.

#141 · 4w, 5d ago · 1 · ·

>>2404876

You just hit a lucky pull early in your career.  There's roughly a 2% chance -- estimates vary and the devs may tinker now and again -- of getting a *** character out of a Standard token.  (Some people have reported **** draws, which generally seems to mean Susan Storm-Richards -- but the odds are too low to take seriously.)   All it means in practical terms is that you now have someone who can take a few hits while the rest of your roster gets going, you know who you most need a second *** cover on, and it's probably going to be a while before you see the next.  But it keeps Standards from ever becoming completely useless.  Instead, they just become incredibly frustrating.  

I pulled a *** off a Standard this morning:  Tony.

#140 · 4w, 6d ago · · ·

After your blogs, I decided to give Marvel Puzzle Quest a try.

I got She-Hulk on my third recruit token. I have the distinct sense that I'm not experiencing the game in the way the designers intended.

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