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  • E Those Who Go Down To The Sea

    My name is The Merry Widow. And tomorrow I will die.  · Georg
    1,055 words · 888 views  ·  210  ·  7
  • T Thoughtletts

    Georg’s Thoughtletts. Like Snigletts, or Drabbles, only more thoughtful - Ideas inspired by stories or blog posts but too small for stories of their own and too large to throw away  · Georg
    7,433 words · 322 views  ·  43  ·  1
  • E Flurry Heart's First Kiss

    Princess Flurry Heart has found something at school that she wants more than anything else in the world. Something she will do anything to get. Something that an unsuspecting young colt has. An extra cookie.  · Georg
    1,650 words · 1,991 views  ·  320  ·  5
  • E Drifting Down the Lazy River

    A frustrated young orphan with a talent for painting attempts to run away from his rural village and escape to Baltimare on a raft, only to find out that the river Fen holds an unexpected answer to his problem: Seaponies  · Georg
    101,206 words · 2,742 views  ·  618  ·  8
  • T Three Tail Hairs

    The only thing the mage Raindolph needs to graduate from the University and make a wand is three tail hairs from an adult unicorn. There’s just one problem.  · Georg
    4,587 words · 1,832 views  ·  310  ·  4 · sex
  • E Twilight Sparkle Lays An Egg

    Princess Twilight Sparkle discovers a fact about alicorn reproduction she never expected. So do the other princesses.  · Georg
    3,467 words · 8,933 views  ·  1,386  ·  22
  • E How Many Princesses Does It Take

    The sun has just gone out. This could be the end of Equestria. Or just a bulb.  · Georg
    2,020 words · 6,698 views  ·  1,187  ·  16
  • T Trixie And Her Amazing Pet Changeling

    A lost and starving changeling encounters a broke and desperate Trixie. It works out better than expected.  · Georg
    19,387 words · 3,734 views  ·  672  ·  8
  • T Thou Shalt Not Eat Of The Tree

    In the Garden of Eden, Adam and Pony discuss life, truth, and ear scratches.  · Georg
    2,451 words · 1,234 views  ·  180  ·  7
  • T There Goes The Neighborhood

    At one time, Mount Olympus was the home of the Greek gods. Then they let the first pony in. There goes the neighborhood  · Georg
    23,993 words · 4,289 views  ·  782  ·  19 · sex

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  • On a Cross and Arrow Twilight and her five friends are transported across dimensions to... Ponyville, Equestria? But not the same one they knew. by Conner Cogwork 86,362 words · 53,713 views · 4,177 likes · 91 dislikes
  • Whom the Princesses Would Destroy... Behind the scenes of a perfectly normal visit to Canterlot lies chaos. Also, custard. by GhostOfHeraclitus 19,758 words · 35,176 views · 2,645 likes · 37 dislikes
  • The Magician and the Detective Has Holmes met his match in a travelling showpony? by Bad Horse 14,788 words · 7,045 views · 377 likes · 11 dislikes
  • Past Sins Can Nightmare Moon, reborn without her hate, ever escape her past? by Pen Stroke 203,015 words · 140,700 views · 10,953 likes · 374 dislikes
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#143 · 5w, 3d ago · · ·

Surprised Easter went by without a sequel to "Twilight Sparkle Lays an Egg."  I figured if there was going to be something added to that, Easter would have been the time.

#142 · 6w, 6d ago · · ·

>>2416138 If I may ask, how did you come across MLP: FiM?  What was it like for you when you first saw it?

#141 · 7w, 4d ago · · ·

>>2423406 So how is it that a library was able to fit inside a small ship like that? Because I don't recall RVs being big enough to have a room like that.

#140 · 7w, 4d ago · · ·

>>2423403 Without using MLS shortcuts, it's 3BR 2BA, full-sized tubs, master bathroom and bedroom, wood paneling and floors, houseboat with backup power.  Fixer-upper, one owner, low mileage, clear title but no yard.  Perfect for a young couple with one or two children and who like to travel as a family.

#139 · 7w, 4d ago · · ·

>>2423395 You mean that Castle Paradise is more along the line of small river boats? Because I'm not very familiar with Winnebago very much (that is until looked up the term and found that they're a brand of RV).

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Featured Stories

  • Concept Art - Captured in Stone Princess Celestia hires a sculptor to create a work of art featuring the Elements of Harmony. But how can a pony with no knowledge of friendship capture their true natures? by Georg 11,132 words · 2,796 views · 146 likes · 3 dislikes
  • A War of Words - The Opening of the Guard Diplomacy, gender and sisterhood in conflict, as reflected in memo form by Georg 3,691 words · 10,817 views · 985 likes · 12 dislikes
  • In Celestia We Trust, All Others Pay Cash Ice Cream, so sweet, so delicious. Who would have thought a simple ice cream cone would have the power to nearly topple the financial basis of Equestria? by Georg 2,798 words · 15,986 views · 1,701 likes · 22 dislikes
  • To Sleep, Perchance to Dream In the highest spire of the highest tower in Canterlot, Princess Luna dreamed of nightmares.... by Georg 20,777 words · 4,459 views · 361 likes · 3 dislikes
  • The Traveling Tutor and the Librarian Twilight believes the new unicorn magic school teacher is a pretentious royal jerk. Green Grass thinks the town’s librarian is an interfering, arrogant brat. Can they teach each other differently before somepony gets killed, or worse, married by Georg 103,969 words · 10,700 views · 974 likes · 29 dislikes

Second Featured Stories Box

  • The Monster in the Twilight Twilight Sparkle’s brilliant mind was gone, burned away by her own power when she nearly destroyed Canterlot twelve years ago. Now there is a monster prowling the Everfree. And it is starting to remember what true power felt like. by Georg 96,284 words · 26,082 views · 3,273 likes · 67 dislikes
  • Diamond Tiara Buys a Little Sister Diamond Tiara is off to the Ponyville Hospital to shop for a new little sister, but she should be careful. She may get more than what she expected. by Georg 9,292 words · 9,768 views · 669 likes · 8 dislikes
  • Yes Twilight Sparkle, There Is a Santa Hooves On Hearth’s Warming Eve, Princess Celestia has always spent the night alone in her private study, allowing the castle staff and most of the guards time to spend with their loved ones on this night of friendship and family. Tonight is different by Georg 6,695 words · 4,896 views · 543 likes · 9 dislikes
  • Escort Flight On Hearth’s Warming Eve, Pumpernickel discovers one of the truly unique responsibilities of the Night Guard as he escorts a certain jolly fat reindeer on a whirlwind tour of Equestria. by Georg 3,867 words · 1,778 views · 211 likes · 1 dislikes

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In honor of Mistress Mare-velous, the Equestrian version of Wonder Woman, and her new movie, I'm going to start posting Flim, Flam, and the Little Lost Apple Scam on June 1, continuing on for eleven chapters.  Unfortunately, I don't have enough of other stuff to do a chapter a day for a whole month like I did last year.  I *could* make it to the end of the month if I were to publish what I have of Her Royal Morning Coffee, but I'm holding out until the whole thing is done.  It's far better that way.

As a bonus for readers (click below), I'm attaching the character introduction of Twilight Sparkle from Chapter 4 of Equestria - 1940, which is still going to be quite a few more months before its all the way done, so have patience.

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