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  • E Flurry Heart's First Kiss

    Princess Flurry Heart has found something at school that she wants more than anything else in the world. Something she will do anything to get. Something that an unsuspecting young colt has. An extra cookie.  · Georg
    1,650 words · 1,616 views  ·  288  ·  5
  • E Drifting Down the Lazy River

    A frustrated young orphan with a talent for painting attempts to run away from his rural village and escape to Baltimare on a raft, only to find out that the river Fen holds an unexpected answer to his problem: Seaponies  · Georg
    101,206 words · 2,285 views  ·  561  ·  7
  • T Three Tail Hairs

    The only thing the mage Raindolph needs to graduate from the University and make a wand is three tail hairs from an adult unicorn. There’s just one problem.  · Georg
    1,488 words · 1,501 views  ·  256  ·  3 · sex
  • E Twilight Sparkle Lays An Egg

    Princess Twilight Sparkle discovers a fact about alicorn reproduction she never expected. So do the other princesses.  · Georg
    3,467 words · 8,245 views  ·  1,344  ·  22
  • E How Many Princesses Does It Take

    The sun has just gone out. This could be the end of Equestria. Or just a bulb.  · Georg
    2,020 words · 6,367 views  ·  1,157  ·  16
  • T Trixie And Her Amazing Pet Changeling

    A lost and starving changeling encounters a broke and desperate Trixie. It works out better than expected.  · Georg
    19,387 words · 3,432 views  ·  655  ·  7
  • T Thou Shalt Not Eat Of The Tree

    In the Garden of Eden, Adam and Pony discuss life, truth, and ear scratches.  · Georg
    2,451 words · 1,169 views  ·  178  ·  7
  • T There Goes The Neighborhood

    At one time, Mount Olympus was the home of the Greek gods. Then they let the first pony in. There goes the neighborhood  · Georg
    23,993 words · 4,142 views  ·  767  ·  19 · sex
  • T The Adultery of Princess Twilight Sparkle

    Tensions between the Royal Sisters flare when Princess Luna is caught teaching the innocent young Princess Twilight Sparkle the pleasures of adultery.  · Georg
    5,045 words · 4,046 views  ·  475  ·  38 · sex
  • T Written Off

    Georg's entries in the Writeoff.me contests and the stories behind the stories  · Georg
    34,387 words · 463 views  ·  52  ·  2

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Georg - The Author, His Stories, and some other stuff

A Short Guide To Batponies

A Very Short Guide to FimFiction And Its Inhabitants

List of my stories on EqD

How To Speak Like Princess Luna Speaketh by Walabio

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  • On a Cross and Arrow Twilight and her five friends are transported across dimensions to... Ponyville, Equestria? But not the same one they knew. by Conner Cogwork 86,362 words · 53,138 views · 4,157 likes · 91 dislikes
  • Whom the Princesses Would Destroy... Behind the scenes of a perfectly normal visit to Canterlot lies chaos. Also, custard. by GhostOfHeraclitus 19,758 words · 34,613 views · 2,625 likes · 37 dislikes
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#135 · 1w, 1d ago · · ·

>>2413893 Ponywise, both Skywriter and ColdinGardz have left little hoofprints all over my work, but Bad Horse really gave me my start back when I stumbled into the fandom on wobbly knees, newborn and still damp behind the ears.  I owe him a lot for his work with my early scribbled messes, telling me how to properly mind-control attract readers, and someday I hope to be able to repay him, and not just so I can see my wife and children again, but the interest on that multi-million dollar ransom just keeps going up. (j/k)

Non-pony, (although in a horse-sense) Elizabeth Scarbrough and Mercedes Lackey were very popular reads for me in my early years, and Lois McMaster Bujold really inspired me to try writing on my own.  She has this stark, skeletal approach that makes it really easy to read and pack an immense amount of information into a few pages.  Try sitting down with a photocopy of one of her books sometime and just black out all the dialogue.  It makes the framework jump off the page.  Really startling.

#134 · 1w, 5d ago · · ·

>>2408895 Has there ever been an author who's work you've actually admired or inspired you, in some way?

#133 · 3w, 1d ago · 1 · ·

>>2408865 Many of those questions can be answered in the Royal Canterlot Library interview I did for 'War of Words'.  I've made a bookshelf for the stories I really, really liked and think are about as close to 'required reading' as the fandom gets, but a story I *don't* like?  Hm...   I guess I'd have to say I've never really liked the last chapter out of Flash Sunset after she wakes up.  I've seriously thought about simply chopping everything after that.

In terms of a guide to my own stories, I've tried to keep this blog post on my descriptive index fairly up to date.

#132 · 3w, 1d ago · · ·

>>2280257 If I may say so, I noticed that you had left a few PMs for me. Thank you for that.  When I have time, I'll respond to those PMs.

Now, for some questions:

What inspired you to write fanfiction?

How did the moniker of "Georg" come to be?

Has there ever been a story that you've enjoyed reading?

Has there been a story that you DIDN'T enjoy reading?

#131 · 4w, 1d ago · 1 · ·

Congratulations on completing Drifting Down the Lazy River! It was a great story and I hope to see more of those characters at some point.

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Featured Stories

  • Concept Art - Captured in Stone Princess Celestia hires a sculptor to create a work of art featuring the Elements of Harmony. But how can a pony with no knowledge of friendship capture their true natures? by Georg 11,132 words · 2,758 views · 146 likes · 3 dislikes
  • A War of Words - The Opening of the Guard Diplomacy, gender and sisterhood in conflict, as reflected in memo form by Georg 3,691 words · 10,716 views · 981 likes · 12 dislikes
  • In Celestia We Trust, All Others Pay Cash Ice Cream, so sweet, so delicious. Who would have thought a simple ice cream cone would have the power to nearly topple the financial basis of Equestria? by Georg 2,798 words · 15,742 views · 1,690 likes · 21 dislikes
  • To Sleep, Perchance to Dream In the highest spire of the highest tower in Canterlot, Princess Luna dreamed of nightmares.... by Georg 20,777 words · 4,362 views · 358 likes · 3 dislikes
  • The Traveling Tutor and the Librarian Twilight believes the new unicorn magic school teacher is a pretentious royal jerk. Green Grass thinks the town’s librarian is an interfering, arrogant brat. Can they teach each other differently before somepony gets killed, or worse, married by Georg 103,969 words · 10,461 views · 968 likes · 27 dislikes

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  • The Monster in the Twilight Twilight Sparkle’s brilliant mind was gone, burned away by her own power when she nearly destroyed Canterlot twelve years ago. Now there is a monster prowling the Everfree. And it is starting to remember what true power felt like. by Georg 96,284 words · 25,637 views · 3,240 likes · 65 dislikes
  • Diamond Tiara Buys a Little Sister Diamond Tiara is off to the Ponyville Hospital to shop for a new little sister, but she should be careful. She may get more than what she expected. by Georg 9,292 words · 9,697 views · 665 likes · 8 dislikes
  • Yes Twilight Sparkle, There Is a Santa Hooves On Hearth’s Warming Eve, Princess Celestia has always spent the night alone in her private study, allowing the castle staff and most of the guards time to spend with their loved ones on this night of friendship and family. Tonight is different by Georg 6,695 words · 4,837 views · 541 likes · 9 dislikes
  • Escort Flight On Hearth’s Warming Eve, Pumpernickel discovers one of the truly unique responsibilities of the Night Guard as he escorts a certain jolly fat reindeer on a whirlwind tour of Equestria. by Georg 3,867 words · 1,752 views · 210 likes · 1 dislikes

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First, FanOfMostEverything is having an Imposing Sovereigns writing contest, where Princesses get to act up.  I'm entered, and you can too.  Go visit his blog and see what it's all about.

Now for the main topic, just to let you know what I’m working on, and to allow you to put in your own two cents about where I should concentrate my efforts.  Not literal cents, but if you have real money to chip in, I would suggest the Patreon accounts of Estee, Bad Horse  or Foals Errand to name some random people who have no idea I just plugged them.

Cover Art for the Quackers the Duck series below the break

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