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  • Eternal Princess Celestia and Twilight Sparkle's bond is tested by miscommunication and guilt. by device heretic 159,827 words · 31,592 views · 2,781 likes · 65 dislikes
  • Biblical Monsters "Put your boots on," Adams said. "There's a biblical monster in my house." by Horse Voice 10,946 words · 14,256 views · 1,644 likes · 158 dislikes
  • Save the Records Whether you tacet or play along, all songs must end in silence. by TheBandBrony 2,771 words · 772 views · 76 likes · 8 dislikes
  • After the Races Seven years down the road, the indomitable Adagio Dazzle is confronted with an old friend and an old choice. by very trustworthy rodent 8,769 words · 672 views · 56 likes · 1 dislikes
  • Kaleidoscope Somepony struggles to remember their childhood. But something's wrong... by TheVulpineHero1 3,085 words · 1,950 views · 224 likes · 3 dislikes

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  • The Magician and the Detective Has Holmes met his match in a travelling showpony? by Bad Horse 14,788 words · 6,967 views · 375 likes · 10 dislikes
  • The Twilight Zone 25. Necessary Evil: Lord Tirek will return to wreak havoc on Equestria... when he is needed again. by Bad Horse 18,177 words · 6,266 views · 609 likes · 25 dislikes
  • Friends, With Occasional Magic The magic of friendship is showing people the good in themselves. Sometimes, with ponies. by Bad Horse 2,857 words · 1,147 views · 91 likes · 8 dislikes
  • The Gathering In the stars, a hundred years' journey away, the alicorns gather, to mourn, mate, and birth. Celestia hears their call. Dotted Line wants her to review tax rebate applications. by Bad Horse 1,172 words · 4,214 views · 561 likes · 6 dislikes
  • Moments Practice makes perfect. And Princess Twilight wants everything to be perfect. Especially the end of the world. by Bad Horse 8,269 words · 3,836 views · 485 likes · 27 dislikes

Index librorum prohibitorum

  • E Breaking Peeved

    After Zephyr finally gets a job, Dash points out that Fluttershy still hasn't got one. So where's her money coming from?  · Bad Horse
    4,571 words · 3,442 views  ·  350  ·  36
  • E The Gift of Lethe

    Rarity gives Celestia the most generous, most terrible anniversary present she's ever received.  · Bad Horse
    1,168 words · 1,517 views  ·  130  ·  21
  • E The Gathering

    In the stars, a hundred years' journey away, the alicorns gather, to mourn, mate, and birth. Celestia hears their call. Dotted Line wants her to review tax rebate applications.  · Bad Horse
    1,172 words · 4,214 views  ·  561  ·  6
  • T Do That Again

    The day after Hearth's Warming, Snowfall Frost thinks back to her encounter with Applejack and decides that maybe she hasn't learned her lesson, not entirely. Maybe she needs a refresher.  · Bad Horse
    2,917 words · 3,037 views  ·  395  ·  17 · sex
  • E Twinkie

    Silly stories about Twilight and Pinkie.  · Bad Horse
    2,173 words · 859 views  ·  97  ·  1
  • E Displacement

    How I found the emptiness of unbeing in my subjective destitution after I dressed up for a costume party as the semiotic psychoanalyst Jacques Lacan.  · Bad Horse
    3,338 words · 990 views  ·  130  ·  17
  • T The Mailmare

    The Equestrian Postal Carrier's Hoofbook lists three circumstances under which mail service may be suspended. The end of the world is not one of them.  · Bad Horse
    11,959 words · 2,158 views  ·  299  ·  4
  • T Old Friends

    Philomena is reborn after she dies. Ponies are reborn before they die. Kind of. It's hard for a bird to understand.  · Bad Horse
    1,582 words · 2,456 views  ·  336  ·  10
  • T Ἐλπίς

    Equestria is gone. But Celestia still has work to do. The Road lies ahead of her, and at its end—the most difficult decision of her life. Again. 2nd place in the "History Repeats" write-off.  · Bad Horse
    2,566 words · 2,678 views  ·  287  ·  18 · gore
  • T Keepers

    Berry Punch made a mistake, and now she has a problem. A little problem that could grow into a big problem. But as her artist friend Happy shows her, not all mistakes need fixing.  · Bad Horse
    1,197 words · 1,009 views  ·  129  ·  4 · sex
  • T Bad Horse's Bedtime Stories for Impressionable Young Colts and Fillies

    Bad Horse retells bedtime stories to teach foals the real facts of life.  · Bad Horse
    6,006 words · 2,812 views  ·  391  ·  9
  • E Experience

    Celestia is thousands of years old, and has experienced almost everything the world has to offer. But there's one ordinary thing she's never experienced.  · Bad Horse
    1,289 words · 5,700 views  ·  779  ·  17
  • T Moments

    Practice makes perfect. And Princess Twilight wants everything to be perfect. Especially the end of the world.  · Bad Horse
    8,269 words · 3,836 views  ·  485  ·  27
  • E Happy Ending

    After seeing the destiny of the son he is to have with Rarity, Blueblood tries to change the future for the better.  · Bad Horse
    3,827 words · 3,669 views  ·  277  ·  24
  • T All the Pretty Pony Princesses

    ...or, "Magical Mystery Cure" if it had been written by Joss Whedon.  · Bad Horse
    1,926 words · 1,909 views  ·  91  ·  26 · sex

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#403 · 1w, 4h ago · · ·


... I was assured that that was a TERRIBLE pun by my writers. I am... disappointed. Very.

The gallows shall be crowded tonight.

#402 · 1w, 5h ago · 1 · ·

>>2415881 While bad puns are technically evil, we don't encourage "banality of evil" applicantions.  We at the ELE believe today's evil should be dynamic and charismatic, or at least colorful.  Think Trump, not Hillary.

#401 · 1w, 23h ago · · ·

I had a pet ball of yarn once. It escaped.

I was right knotted.

#400 · 2w, 4h ago · · ·

Let me guess, that blog you deleted turned out to be a misunderstanding? Sorry about the phd thing. stay strong!:eeyup:

#399 · 2w, 4d ago · 2 · ·


What?  Naw!  Here, lemme take a picture: you can see for yourse---


Shit!  Gotta go--this old earth-pony guy with a farmcolt in tow just cut a griffon's foreleg off with some kinda glowey blue sword thing.

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  • T Hyperportentia

    Seeing the future is a nice Destiny and all, but what happens when you're swamped with every hairy little detail?  · MyHobby
    6,161 words · 1,030 views  ·  172  ·  0
  • T Aubade

    Cheerliee has always looked out for Pinkie Pie. Hooves always looks after Bertie Whickers. But when Pinkie met Bertie, something happened that neither the schoolteacher nor the butler had looked for.  · TheJediMasterEd
    3,770 words · 260 views  ·  42  ·  2
  • T After the Races

    Seven years down the road, the indomitable Adagio Dazzle is confronted with an old friend and an old choice.  · very trustworthy rodent
    8,769 words · 672 views  ·  56  ·  1
  • E Bouts of Forgetful Artistic Destruction

    In a nearly empty library, a librarian tears pages out of books and tosses them out an open window. Twilight studies in the same library, alone. They exchange words and a dance.  · HoofBitingActionOverload
    4,821 words · 901 views  ·  94  ·  3
  • E Obiter Dicta

    A collection of short stories, vignettes, and deleted scenes, mostly based in the Civil Serviceverse and tending to be either slice of life or comedy.  · GhostOfHeraclitus
    31,667 words · 6,669 views  ·  764  ·  12
  • T Dystopian Circus

    When time is up and the end is nigh, what will Celestia decide?  · Pearple Prose
    4,241 words · 2,502 views  ·  205  ·  37
  • E Ponyville & Other Poems

    A collection of poems by and about the various inhabitants of Ponyville  · AugieDog
    14,460 words · 1,535 views  ·  115  ·  3
  • E Would It Matter If I Was?

    In the wake of the Canterlot Wedding, Fluttershy has to ask Twilight a very difficult question.  · GaPJaxie
    2,361 words · 19,344 views  ·  2,862  ·  213
  • T The New Crop

    With the Apple family deep in debt, Big Mac climbs into the ring once again to save the farm. Now all that’s between him and the two-thousand-bit winner’s purse is some unicorn named Blueblood. Things are about to get ugly.  · xjuggernaughtx
    15,885 words · 1,094 views  ·  163  ·  6
  • T Let Me Tell You About the Hole in My Face

    Applejack tells you her only secret. It is about a hole. The hole in her face. The breathing, living hole in her face. (Inspired by the cover image and a recurring dream)  · Slavoj Zizek
    1,187 words · 2,301 views  ·  204  ·  17

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