May
30th
2014
Favourite sweet
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The King of Carrot Flowers The so-called Slender Pony exists in the minds of most as a murderous beast. (Fluttershy-centric.) 1,890 words · 1,624 views · 122 likes · 3 dislikes
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Thou Goddess Scansion wakes up to find beautiful poems he doesn't remember writing. Is the lonely goddess of the night reaching out to him in the only way she can, or is he chasing shadows? 5,174 words · 3,231 views · 480 likes · 12 dislikes
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Whom the Princesses Would Destroy... Behind the scenes of a perfectly normal visit to Canterlot lies chaos. Also, custard. 19,758 words · 27,338 views · 2,256 likes · 33 dislikes
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The Best Night Ever Grand Galloping Gala meets Groundhog Day time-loop 53,935 words · 40,768 views · 3,922 likes · 58 dislikes
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Princess Celestia Hates Tea Seriously, a lot. 8,536 words · 43,417 views · 3,980 likes · 60 dislikes
Favorite savory
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Eternal Princess Celestia and Twilight Sparkle's bond is tested by miscommunication and guilt. 159,827 words · 27,485 views · 2,563 likes · 59 dislikes
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Biblical Monsters "Put your boots on," Adams said. "There's a biblical monster in my house." 10,946 words · 12,587 views · 1,513 likes · 151 dislikes
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'Destiny' and Other Lies Told to Foals Twilight wakes in the middle of the night, haunted by a terrifying dream—one that's not so hard to see coming true. 10,644 words · 4,424 views · 566 likes · 20 dislikes
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The Arbitrage of Moments When you have so little, and another has so much, it’s easy to justify theft. The more precious the commodity, the easier it is to tell yourself you need it more than they do. And what is more precious than time? 12,168 words · 2,522 views · 306 likes · 10 dislikes
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Kaleidoscope Somepony struggles to remember their childhood. But something's wrong... 3,085 words · 1,591 views · 202 likes · 3 dislikes
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Moving On Celestia has taken on a new private student, and Twilight must find something to be other than the Faithful Student. But how? 9,259 words · 3,121 views · 424 likes · 24 dislikes
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Sisters Stories about two sisters who are best friends, and rulers of Equestria 6,514 words · 14,277 views · 1,341 likes · 18 dislikes
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Mortality Report Celestia writes a report to her queen about what she's learned from living among mortals. 4,322 words · 19,321 views · 1,546 likes · 29 dislikes
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Long Distance It's a long way from Canterlot to Ponyville, even for magic. 3,704 words · 2,894 views · 166 likes · 7 dislikes
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The Saga of Dark Demon King Ravenblood Nightblade, Interior Design Alicorn Should the incredibly powerful new alicorn pursue his destiny as savior of Equestria, or his love of interior design? 4,940 words · 10,828 views · 836 likes · 34 dislikes
Other stories I'm not entirely ashamed of
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The Magician and the Detective Has Holmes met his match, in either sense, in the travelling showpony Trixie? 14,788 words · 6,044 views · 333 likes · 9 dislikes
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The Twilight Zone 20. It's a trap! And Twilight knows it. But her opponent knows that she knows it. But she knows that Twilight knows that she knows that Twilight knows it. 15,114 words · 4,974 views · 498 likes · 22 dislikes
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Friends, With Occasional Magic The magic of friendship is showing people the good in themselves. Sometimes, with ponies. 2,857 words · 865 views · 81 likes · 8 dislikes
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Fluttershy's Night Out Fluttershy would like to be a tree. But she doesn't want to be an animal. 7,920 words · 12,497 views · 524 likes · 19 dislikes
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Twenty Minutes Would you risk your life to save a stranger? What if you could only save her for twenty minutes? 3,344 words · 3,175 views · 177 likes · 6 dislikes
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>>1904249
>>1904602
This post, for some context. Actually, this whole thing arose from a hilarious lack of context. Such is the mystery of :B
BH using the pic in the blogpost as an avatar has been a surprising turn of events. Not gonna lie, it's been a hilarious one.
As for Canada Day, Ed, I guess it's a close enough of a guess. A Canadian did commission the pic, eh?
>>1904602
>>1904249 Blame Yamgoth's musings on Present Perfect's use of the :B emoticon, which apparently looks like a bidoof.
Wait, what?
The avatar... What.
~Skeeter The Lurker
Fluttershy has a beaver's face, now? Is it Canada Day already?
>>1883632 Very suitable, as a moth is half cute and half creepy.