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Queuefka Palazzo


Run! Run! Or you'll be well done!

Jan
13th
2017

Damnit, Salacar · 10:41pm Jan 13th, 2017

[4:33:27 PM] Solocats: Aight, let me just relocate to my bed and laptop first then
[4:33:41 PM] Solocats: I prefer doing stuff with you in bed
[4:33:52 PM] Solocats: That came out wrong
[4:33:55 PM] Queueduroy: You knew exactly what you were doing there.
[4:34:00 PM] Queueduroy: Don't deny it, you slut.
[4:34:03 PM] Queueduroy: : ^ D

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Jun
29th
2016

"What the fuck is Day Court?" or "Stop subscribing to the Business Factory School of Writing." · 8:46am Jun 29th, 2016

So for a while now something's been bugging me about how you fuckers write, and I've been guilty of it, too. I call it the "Business Factory School of Writing" after Vincent Adultman from Bojack Horseman. Don't know what I'm talking about? Then shame on you, and take a gander:

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Jun
23rd
2016

Don't tell me your story in your story description · 1:05pm Jun 23rd, 2016

People will only read the first two sentences of your description unless they're damn good sentences, so make sure they're damn good sentences. Explaining the fine details of your story will be boring because walls of text are shit and there won't be any context; your story description is not an appropriate place to dump exposition. Explain in broad, punchy terms what people will find in your story, but don't tell them how they will find those things:

Explain the premise, not the plot.

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Jun
23rd
2016

Will we ever see an end of Displaced/LoHAV stories? · 11:24am Jun 23rd, 2016

Do me a favor and go find a handful of these stories. You won't need more than five minutes, I guarantee you. Now read their descriptions and tell me how many would lose anything if they replaced their descriptions with this:

DISPLACED STORY. I BECOME [X] CHARACTER WHILE STILL BEING MYSELF WHILE ALSO LITERALLY BEING [X] CHARACTER.

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May
7th
2016

"Newbie Dash", or "FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS" · 4:48pm May 7th, 2016

Hey, remember how Wonderbolts Academy used Lightning Dust as a foil to show that Rainbow wasn't reckless and was willing to give up her dream to do what she thought was right? Hey, remember how in Flight to the Finish Rainbow's whole point to Scootaloo was the importance of being a good team member? Hey, remember how in Gilda the Brush Off Rainbow understood hazing? Doesn't matter! Today's episode sure as hell didn't remember much about Rainbow's character, which means it's

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Feb
15th
2016

Because Aragon is my 'Boo · 7:56pm Feb 15th, 2016

You might want to read this first for context, it's one of Aragon's blogs.

[12:56:03 PM] Aragón: boom-yaddah, I finally fnished that blog
[12:56:05 PM] Aragón: 'sup dudes
[12:56:06 PM] Aragón: I'm back
[1:29:50 PM] Queuelroy Was Here: y0.
[1:32:38 PM] Queuelroy Was Here: Well, there are broken images in the blog.
[1:32:41 PM] Queuelroy Was Here: Good try, though.
[1:32:48 PM] Aragón: wait what

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Oct
25th
2015

Welp, out with Sonata, in with Limestone. The Best Pony carousel goes round and round. · 10:44pm Oct 25th, 2015

She holds this pose for several seconds, and when she moves her ass jiggles. Goddamnit, DHX, why do you do this to me?

I want to fight Limestone, and I want to break her.

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Oct
17th
2015

Wanna go to Equestria? I've got the solution, uber-faggots! · 5:08pm Oct 17th, 2015

[7:41:31 AM] Salacar: Anyone tried Discord? Seems like a pretty solid Skype replacement
[11:10:46 AM] Fruitlord Pear: hi
[11:11:26 AM] Fruitlord Pear: discord?
[12:04:57 PM] Queuefka Palazzo: That Q expy from S2, Pear.
[12:05:22 PM] Fruitlord Pear: [7:42 AM] Salacar:

<<< Anyone tried Discord? Seems like a pretty solid Skype replacementwas responding to this tbh
[12:05:28 PM] Queuefka Palazzo: I know.
[12:05:38 PM] Fruitlord Pear: ok

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Oct
11th
2015

If you think the last episode heralds the End, you're a sensationalist moron. · 9:04pm Oct 11th, 2015

You've got to remember Pony isn't being run by artists, it's being run by business suits, who'll milk the franchise for all it's worth. We live in the era of Digital Distribution, so time slots aren't the single determiner of whether a show continues; shows have more breathing room than ever to find their audiences.

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Oct
10th
2015

Crusaders of the Lost Mark, in which Applejack talks about her dead parents · 11:30pm Oct 10th, 2015

So some stuff happened. I'm pretty pleased with it, I even liked the songs, and DT can sing! I had two problems with it, though:

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