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Banned by request. See y'all around.

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Fluttershy has a philosophical - definitely philosophical - question for her best friend, Twilight Sparkle. She's certainly not testing any waters. None at all.

When you throw me, "Would It Matter...?", and "X Masturbates" in a blender, the result is... cute, apparently?
Prompted by a random conversation and pre-read by Samey90 and Cormac McCloppy.

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Random one-shots, parodies, and other badly-written and unedited idiocy outside of continuity, usually aimed at writer's block on my other stories.

They are all incredibly stupid. Don't get your hopes up.

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This story is a sequel to Drink Your Milk, Sweetie


At a Canterlot psychiatric institution, Sweetie Belle comes to understand that rescue never meant salvation. There is no "happily ever after."

Gore tag for part of Chapter 2.

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Coco Pommel returns to Manehattan and faces homelessness, the coming Winter, and the wrath of Suri Polomare.


New cover art used with permission from TellabArt!
Pre-read by TimberWolf65

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Sometimes, it takes an alicorn to solve a murder. Long before the return of Nightmare Moon, Princess Celestia is the only such power, and the responsibility falls on her shoulders every time.

Her methods are more than a little unorthodox.

[Another of my dream-based short stories.]

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Rarity's obsession with loving and protecting her little sister goes too far.

Pre-reading by TimberWolf65
[Now approved by Twilight's Library!]
[Based on a dream.]

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A few looks at the relationship between the Princesses behind the scenes of the show.
As a side note, Chapter 2 was published first.


1) The night of Nightmare Moon's return. [Sad]
2) Shortly after Nightmare Moon's final defeat.

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Every pony dies - some perish as foals, some are practically immortal, but the Reaper will take his due. Not even an Alicorn is untouchable.

A collection of one-shot death scenes for various characters, accompanied by ratings and warnings.

Chapter 1: Fluttershy (Everyone: sad)
Chapter 2: Princess Luna (Everyone?: dark)
Chapter 3: Applejack (Teen: violence, some gore, grimdark)
Chapter 4: The Cutie Mark Crusaders (Everyone: touch of comedy)


Rated Teen for violence and mild gore in Apple Harvest.
Note: The stories are not part of a single continuity.

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Princess Celestia receives a declaration of war from the Zebras. A woefully unprepared Equestria faces annihilation.



A (formerly) one-shot/exercise story based on a dream.
Rated Teen for violence.

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