"Cute, adorable, naive, and easily mislead by human nature" Sound like all good reasons to visit Equestria!

I really, really, like seafood. ... And dark chocolate. Can't forget about that, too.

I am an Editor, Per-Reader, and Writer. I am also Co-Owner of The Hive. PM me if you want me to Edit, Pre-Read, Your story. Or ANY thing else.

An athiest brony from the United States. Found the show one day, then got hooked, and you can guess the rest.

A little lopsided in the temporal lobe; a telltale sign of a crippling pony addiction.

Hello I'm a cazador. I fuck shit up. Mainly your shit... Yeah... The only reason I'm not kicking your ass is uh... Just because!!! I don't to explain myself to you!!! p.s. Damn you quillian inkheart!

I am approximately 3 seconds away from wreaking havoc on my undergarments.

Ultron is back in Black. (formerly Kim Gu)

Every rainstorm makes every day of sunlight that much more precious.

Just a regular guy, in an irregular world.

Barcast Podcaster, Book Writer, and Sh*tposter

The only thing saving me from the horrible ideas my muse comes up with is that I'm too busy writing the last one.

Part of a machine, I am not a human being.

My goal is to create great stories that everypony will like, so it's nice to meet you. Enjoy my stories to your hearts content. Enjoy. Used to be Golden oath.

...

Kill me.

My biggest flaw is that I make way too many references, 90% of them to Undertale. Please help.

Wanna know what happens after a controversy fades away? Absolutely nothing, because it's gone.

I live in the US, I write stories that deal with standing in difficult times. I also am an amature war historian with some strong beliefs about history. Discord: https://discord.gg/8CcteCH

Hi, as you could probably tell Luna is my favorite pony! I've been a brony since June 2011. I enjoy reading Human in Equestria fictions, Self-inserts not included.

George Carlin is my favorite "philosopher." Lyra is best pony. Raindrops is best pegasus. Sunset Shimmer is best human.

Being an Introvert allows me to care about humanity, and yet despise human beings, simultaneously.

*blushes and then hides behind a bush*

"Fuck that. Do your own dirty work."

Oh this sleepy little town, nearly ashes on the ground. I'll leave it all behind, even thoughts of you and I... So I tell you now; Goodbye

I'm just here to make some friends.

Yuck

This and That and a big striped cat.

Wow. Visiting this site again was like going back to my old neopets page. So much nostalgia.

King nigger, lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

I'm dead, no more alts. maybe more April Fools but probably not

We art the night.

(insert bragging rights)

Exactly what it says on the tin. Also a bit of a grammar nazi.

I finally figured out how to put this thing on my profile. This is the best thing to happen to me since Princess Celestia teleported me to Equestria so that I could romance her student and sister.

I don't care if you're black, white, bisexual, straight, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich, or poor. If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you. Simple as that.