Username checks out. I mostly write slopfi- I mean clopfics about mares domming human men with occassional loving snuggling.

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

No one's ever really gone.

Just another writer.

I tend to be more romantic than I am poetic.

Well, I'm not much of a brony as I don't like the show, but I greatly respect the fans and their work. I often wish the fanbase of some other franchises were as talented and ambitious as the bronies.

Never satisfied with his own work, but hopes to bring satisfaction to others.

Enjoy the smut! It’s all I post! (And I also do kinky commissions of pretty much anything you want on my second account for £80/$100! [Birdybirdbird2])

"Cathredral bells struck by lightning, and in the clamour, hear their name." — Aragon

Set the controls for the heart of the sun!

What to say about me... I'm a novelist, I enjoy writing Fanfiction (seriously I like it. Although I mainly do Justice League or Highschool of the Dead), and thanks to Dr. Whooves I found FIM.

Just a guy with a keyboard, whose mind tends to vomit all over it.

I mainly write smut and some occasional PG-13 stuff.

Something-something horse narrations.

Short for Lord Regulus. I hope you will enjoy what my brain comes up with. You can throw money at me here: Ko-fi

Welcome back to the cum zone

A guy from switzerland who likes cheese, mountains and horse words.... lots and lots of horse words.

Writing is just pain leaving the spirit...

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.

Nickname: Hunter Gender: Male Nationality: British Favorite OTP: SoarDash

Who can take a rainbow, color it with dew, graze under it with a cupcake or two, the Ponyman, oh the Ponyman can.

*underwater hoot*

I have no idea what I am doing, I write, I read and I play games, what more can a guy want while he waits for college to start again?

"Never let your fear of being criticized stop you from expressing yourself through art." ~Fluttershy.

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Having fun by taking silly cartoon ponies way too seriously.

"The soul becomes dyed with the color of its thoughts." ~ Marcus Aurelius

I was just doing my imitation of Mystery! Weesnaw! "Well, keep working on it. That was terrible."

Our words flow from deeper parts of us. They'll speak louder than anything else, especially when no one will listen.

"The greatest stories are not written, but lived."

Now witness the power of this filly armed and operational battlestation.

she my on my little til im pony

I like violence, heavy metal and talking multicolored ponies

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I tend to focus on love and relationships, and what ponies would think of experiencing such a thing with a human. Throw money at me here https://www.patreon.com/captainanonymous

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

"The changeling looked at the foal much like a space explorer would look at an alien life form. He resisted the urge to prod it." - Flitter

Follower of great writers and artists; I'm here to create stories for artists and spread the word of great writers everywhere, and I'm always willing to accept and give help to everypony

So many horsewords, so little time.

Just a writer as a hobby.

you can't take the sky from me!

I'm an Aussie science-fiction and fantasy buff, creator of the Chakat Universe, and now dabbling in the MLP:FiM universe. I love a good story!