Voice Actor, Freelance Editor, Writer and T-Shirt Designer.
Backflipping through reality at ludicrous speeds. What does RB stand for, anyway? | Ko-Fi
Pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space, because there's bugger-all down here on Earth.
I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".
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For thousands of years I lay dormant. Now I rise for I am THE Lunar Toaster! Enjoy your toast.
Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.
Writer. Editor. Reader. Reviewer. Gamer. Armchair mafia kingpin. Trans-dimensional yodeler. Cthulhu's unplanned 667th son. Grand High Muckymuck of the Mystic Order of the Defanged Gerbil.
"Writing is easy. All you do is stare at a blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead." ~Gene Fowler
Somedays, I sit, looking at the stars. I muse and wonder. I meditate and reflect. And I find the miracle in a new day of life. Especially since I swallowed so much glass the day before.
Merc's fic guide: by Bookplayer: Is there kicking and/or punching? [Yes/No] Have you considered adding kicking and/or punching? [Yes/No] Have you considered adding more kicking and/or punching?
I proofread. Sometimes I write, but that's rare.
I'm 40% jokes, 30% serious, and 20% romance. The Last 10%? You tell me. Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/overlord_flinx
Simultaneously able to type 94 wpm and still take five years to finish a story. If you're feeling generous, throw a ko-fi at me.
♪ Kingdom of ships around me and it looks like I'm the queen ♫
I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.
Just another writer that aims to entertain. Nothing to see here, move along. Though yes, I am very feminist. Don't like it? That's nice.
I love reading Fan fiction, and sometimes, I like creating dramatic readings for them. :) http://www.youtube.com/user/thelostnarrator
The sexiest man you've ever met.
• I'm one book short of a trashy paperback trilogy, written entirely in crayon. "Dense and vague, yet unimaginably interesting." - Regidar.
Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”
Hunter, fisher, father, son, husband, rescue Greyhound owner, and occasional fanfic writer.
The name's Dash. (Previously Ronnie) And I write humanized pony stories. Welcome to my humble page.
Quirky teenage girl who writes about cartoons & has an obsession with sparkly things & cute dorks. Goes through life following by Dr. Seuss's wise words; "You have to be odd to be number one."