Did you ever wish your dog or cat could understand you? Chrysalis has. Chrysalis has wished for so long for her changelings to understand anything other than "Bark!", "Hiss!", or "Head to the area exactly 3.7 miles north and 2 miles east of me and attack anypony that moves."

Well, after gathering enough love from Canterlot, she finally got her wish. But these newly awakened intelligences had to come from somewhere.

Cancelled. I'm now working on stuff for money. If you want to take over this fic, please message me with a link to your best work.

An intercultural comedy adventure.

Preread and edited by: Canary In The Coal Mine, LateBronyWriter, 7th Outpost,Todtaure, and
Vibrant Lies

WARNING: Flop. I frankly just wasn't mature enough to deal with the themes contained within this story at the time of writing.

Celestia wanted to let her former student handle work worthy of her title as princess, but foreign relations could be risky if one didn't know what they were doing, and Twilight hadn't even read up on foreign relations until a just few days ago. In addition, the yaks weren't known to be easy to deal with, so it would be much better for Celestia to handle the relations herself.

But could the yaks be too unreasonable, even for her?

Have you always wanted to lay down the smack down of ultimate hilarity on all your humor deprived friends, but every time you opened your mouth, they just started crying? Have you ever heard a really good joke about onions and massage therapists, but whenever you started cutting the onions, ponies just started crying? Have you ever wanted to fix a wobbly table but just didn't have anything with the right size?

Then this is the book for you.

I, Pinkie Pie, master of jokes, will hold your hoof as we fly through all the different kinds of humor, jokes, and overall funny things that can be found in and out of Equestria. I will show you things you would never have even believed you would ever want to know! So follow me, and hold on to your butt so you don't laugh it off, because we're about to go on a journey.

Please suggest whatever type of humor you can think of as your read this. I couldn't find a compiled list of humor categories, and I'd like to write about things that people are interested in anyway.

I will always consider collab requests, edit requests, etc.

Character tags will change as the story goes on.

Warning: This is not a story. It's a giant fight scene. It was never really meant to be a story, though some parts may make you want to get to know the characters more. If you like fight scenes though, have fun.

Every morning, just a few hours after having breakfast, Ace Blade trains. Every evening, just a few hours before bed, she trains again.

Being one of the best guards in Equestria, she's allowed to use the more expensive equipment; she's allowed to wear lightweight armour, carry bladed wings with shock absorbers, and use anti-magic crystals on her enemies. She also gets access to the magical training grounds, and oh man is it great.

By the way, you're free to watch. Just don't get in her way.

Thanks to ThatBrony147 for editing!

Twilight is interrupted from her morning studies by a powerful, chilling magic. But after a while of looking and not finding anything, she goes back inside. Then she remembers that she never felt any strange magic in the first place.

But something seemed off about that one pony. If only she could remember him.

Thanks to Alcatraz for prereading!

Warning: This story is a low level memetic hazard. A memetic hazard is transmittable information that causes distress and remains in the mind for an extended period of time, possibly long enough to effect decision making.

I wonder if I'll get good enough to make medium or high level memetic hazards some time.

Twilight Sparkle partook in a few too many drinks before going to bed. In her drug addled sleep, she staged a bizarre heist, accidentally glimpsing some of the greatest secrets of Princess Luna.

Will she be able to handle the information?

Pinkie Pie found a book in the depths of Twilight's castle detailing enchantments reserved for royal foals. Though, technically, the enchantments could be applied to anypony and at any age, so why were they reserved?

One enchantment that looked particularly tempting was called "Not Out of Context". It greatly improved recall.

Pinkie would have bet a lot of cupcake money that Twilight had that enchantment cast on her, and now that she thought about it, adding it to herself would have helped with quite a few things in her life... But it wouldn't be worth it if it got Twilight in trouble.

However, her friends also subscribed to that type of selfless thinking.

Chapter 1 edited by Idylia, TehSporkBandit, and Teslaponie. Reviewed by Marigold Sparkle Mane and robbieagray91 .
Chapter 2 edited by RaylanKrios, Idylia, TehSporkBandit, and Teslaponie.

Last change: 10-15-2014

{On hiatus due to extenuating circumstances}

An alicorn OC that has existed forever. Worlds exploding with just a thought. Mind reading interrogations.

What do these have to do with the story? Hopefully nothing. Hopefully Rainbow Dash can learn to write a good story. Hopefully cancer will be cured in the next five minutes.

Honestly, Twilight just hopes she can finish lecturing with her brain still intact.

On Hiatus: I'm still interested in writing this, but it might be a while before I get my muse back.

Cancelled: Who are my characters again?

Heart and mind make the soul come alive. Too little of one, and you'll be blind. Too little of the other, and you wont care.

Two unbalanced sisters are torn directly from the mind and thrust into a new world. With their strength now touching reality, will they manage to keep from destroying everything close to them? Will they be able to keep from destroying themselves?

(Yes, this is a LoHaV/H story. It's not a crossover though because I don't find many characters interesting. If you find that my characters are exactly like some manga or book or something, then please send me a link.)

Maud was still a filly on the rock farm when Pinkie Pie threw her first party. And after hearing the rest of her family make such unusual sounds, Maud felt strangely compelled to join that party.

When she did, she came to a better understanding of both her sister and herself.

Now with a fanfic reading, by: thisisausername2004