Being an Introvert allows me to care about humanity, and yet despise human beings, simultaneously.

I'm a 22 year old musician from Jackson, Ohio. I like to read, write, and play video games in my spare time. I'm happily taken. Short and sweet.

Run! Run! Or you'll be well done!

"A cheeky idiot tweedling around the moors." ~ Aragon || Avatar by Aragon and Mousse

Supercharging at MAXIMUM LEVELS!

I`m Russian, I`m female, I`m blunter then a bag of hammers and I write pony staff occassionally. That`s about it.

What's my age again?

What's with these guys? It's like one of my japanese animes...

The only bad writers are the ones who no longer feel the need to write, badly.

I let the beat drop like old people with polio

Giving you the truth, no matter how bad it hurts.

The straw that broke the camel's back.

I'm no longer here.

Mae'r gwynt yn chwythu am byth ymlaen

Done with MLP/ revoked my stories/ please ignore

I finally figured out how to put this thing on my profile. This is the best thing to happen to me since Princess Celestia teleported me to Equestria so that I could romance her student and sister.

Clap and a half!

"I'm MORE than a god! IM A SUPERSTAR!"

"...as for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can."

Crushric, n. — A narcissistic masochist, a Southern gentleman, and snarky smartass. If you're looking for someone to disappoint you, he won't disappoint you.

Closing the account. Because boring/dumb.