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Cytotoxin


I`m Russian, I`m female, I`m blunter then a bag of hammers and I write pony staff occassionally. That`s about it.

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Biography. Or, rather, the facts I deigned to share freely.

What`s to tell?

Well, to begin with, I`m Russian. Yes, I`m well aware I`m writing on English here. It`s my second language. So, uh, keep that in mind or something. Among the most common quirks of language I`d exhibit would be the lack of articles. We don`t have them in Russian.

Second... I`m blunt. Blunt to the tune of mallet to the gut kind of blunt. Don`t expect much of sympathy or empathy from me. However, if you need honest answer, do tell. Being brutally honest is my kind of shtick.

Third - I`m female. Despite that, I`m fairly knowledgeable in areas that are usually viewed as less then common for women, like firearms and IT. Don`t let that throw you off - referring to me as if I were a guy is... not recommended.

Last, but not least - if you`d like to argue with me, try to use logic. I don`t respond to emotional argument well. In fact, appealing to me from emotional point of view is a surefire way to end up on my bad side.

P.S. Yes, I use ` for an apostrophe. Yes, I`m aware you peeps think it should be '. NO, ' is not "apostrophe", it`s single quote. No, I`m not avoiding it out of spite. I`m using ` because it`s in the same place in both english and russian keyboard layout, and thus more convenient for me to use then ', which requires fairly complicated five-finger salute to put down in quickly in russian layout.

P.P.S. Yes, I will passive-aggressively rip you a new one if you shorten my name to "Cyto". Think about what one and the other means, and why it`s nonsensical to use one to refer to other. If you looked it up and still don`t see what`s wrong, it`s highly likely talking to me will be frustrating and painful for you and exasperating for me. Just something to keep in mind.

Aug
14th
2018

So I just run into a story that reminded me of this... · 8:42pm Aug 14th, 2018

Sometimes, I get an ideas that I don`t flesh out completely. They end up being just beginnings of stories for... well, years upon years. Sometimes the muses strike and I add something to those, but actually finishing... Yeah, well. That`s a problem. The stuff I`ve actually published is like, 1/5 of what I`ve started. I wish I had a better start to finish ratio, but one just does not force the inspiration. It`s there when it`s there...

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When one gets a whiff of well prepared eggs, that is the time to learn the sweatier facets of being.

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I have a few ideas.... though it would remove the comedy aspect... still, it was very entertaining.

Do you by any chance take requests?

2505797
No. It was a one-shot on a dare, and I have no bloody clue how to continue it or even why to continue it.
It serves it`s purpose as the macabre joke, but I have a hard time envisioning a society of serial killers functioning.

2505553
I`m sorry, but I have no clue why would you want to do it either.

I really loved Serial Killers Anonymous! Would you by any chance consider a continuation of the story?

Yha, I felt like adding all your stories to my "I wanna Read" bookshelf, and following you. I dont know why.....

Night Doughnut 🍩

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That was an attempt at pun. An ill one, I admit, but I left it in as is a token for posterity.

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I`m Russian, I`m female, I`m blunter then a bag of hammers and I write pony staff occassionally. That`s about it.

Not in that context. To write something in the capacity of a staff member, you would write "I write on the staff of", but since you don't name any group or project you are involved with, it's exceedingly strange. "Write" is a transitive verb which demands "to" for personal subjects or motion, and "for" when the purpose is abstract.

EXP:
I write a letter.
I write to a letter to mom.
I write for a magazine.

2421500
What, the staff of the story does not count anymore?

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But that seriously doesn't make sense. You're not in any reviewer or commentary groups or fandom projects. Therefore, you aren't involved with any pony staff with writing.

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No, staff. As in, people.

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