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Crushric


Crushric, n. — A narcissistic masochist, a Southern gentleman, and snarky smartass. If you're looking for someone to disappoint you, he won't disappoint you.

Wherein I monger my wares
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  • TThe Lady Wore Red
    Like a stallion terrified of having children, they pulled me out of retirement. I was the best Special Agent they had, which was saying a lot, because I'm about as effective at my job as a mime having a stroke, and only half as hilarious.
    Crushric · 10k words  ·  157  5 · 2k views
  • TJericho
    If you came to hear a story, I'm sorry to disappoint. I suspect this'll just end up as one big confession, really. Still, with enough wit, some Prussian ingenuity, a droll sense of humor, and wanton murder, I might just be able to survive.
    Crushric · 546k words  ·  805  68 · 13k views
Mar
30th
2015

Iron, Cold Iron · 7:22am Mar 30th, 2015

Gold is for the mistress — silver for the maid —
Copper for the craftsman cunning at his trade.
"Good!" said the Baron, sitting in his hall,
"But Iron — Cold Iron — is master of them all."
— Rudyard Kipling, "Cold Iron."

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Saw the trailer for the Dark Tower movie. Never read any of the books, but some of the imagery/quotes still brought up nostalgia and a virtual fuckton of hype in me.

Thank you very much for that, you old dead bastard.
Godspeed, wherever you may be.

EDIT: Finally picked up the first volume; I couldn't get past the damned introduction and foreword without pausing to take a break and ruminate a bit.

Yes, I still blame you for that.

Comment posted by SIGAWESOME deleted Jul 25th, 2019

2322450 One of my top hard rock/metal bands of the past 20 years, a great sound mixed with awesome vocals, I was introduced to them in 2013 by a friend of my fathers and fell in love with their music.

Comment posted by SIGAWESOME deleted Jul 25th, 2019

2321871 After listening to some of those songs I agree, if Jericho were a film at least a couple of those songs would have be on the soundtrack, and I think the best end credit song would be a track written and performed by Volbeat specially for the film, something stylewise along the lines of Doc Holiday.

Comment posted by SIGAWESOME deleted Jul 25th, 2019

2320556 I know Avatar, they have a good sound filled with energy and power. Though for Jericho I think a western metal or metalbilly sound would be perfect.

Comment posted by SIGAWESOME deleted Jul 25th, 2019

Hope you're doing well, Crushric. If you decide to come back, I'll be here.

2307499 Nice song, now if only our lord of witty humor and savior of fanfiction everywhere could hear our desperate cries for his return to this mortal realm, so that he may grace us with that book he was talking about selling all those two years ago. Mayhaps, is we sacrifice enough Jack Daniels in his him name he may even grace us with one more chapter of Jericho.

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