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Crushric


Crushric, n. — A narcissistic masochist, a Southern gentleman, and snarky smartass. If you're looking for someone to disappoint you, he won't disappoint you.

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  • T The Lady Wore Red
    Like a stallion terrified of having children, they pulled me out of retirement. I was the best Special Agent they had, which was saying a lot, because I'm about as effective at my job as a mime having a stroke, and only half as hilarious.
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  • T Jericho
    If you came to hear a story, I'm sorry to disappoint. I suspect this'll just end up as one big confession, really. Still, with enough wit, some Prussian ingenuity, a droll sense of humor, and wanton murder, I might just be able to survive.
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Mar
30th
2015

Iron, Cold Iron · 7:22am Mar 30th, 2015

Gold is for the mistress — silver for the maid —
Copper for the craftsman cunning at his trade.
"Good!" said the Baron, sitting in his hall,
"But Iron — Cold Iron — is master of them all."
— Rudyard Kipling, "Cold Iron."

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Saw the trailer for the Dark Tower movie. Never read any of the books, but some of the imagery/quotes still brought up nostalgia and a virtual fuckton of hype in me.

Thank you very much for that, you old dead bastard.
Godspeed, wherever you may be.

2321955

After listening to some of those songs I agree, if Jericho were a film at least a couple of those songs would have be on the soundtrack

So we have Volbeat's Outlaw Gentlemen...

There is a lot more of Dark Country:

- Dark Country 1
- Dark Country 2
- Dark Country 3
- Dark Country 4

2322450 One of my top hard rock/metal bands of the past 20 years, a great sound mixed with awesome vocals, I was introduced to them in 2013 by a friend of my fathers and fell in love with their music.

2321955

Volbeat

:heart:

One of my favourite bands...

2321871 After listening to some of those songs I agree, if Jericho were a film at least a couple of those songs would have be on the soundtrack, and I think the best end credit song would be a track written and performed by Volbeat specially for the film, something stylewise along the lines of Doc Holiday.

2320578

Though for Jericho I think a western metal or metalbilly sound would be perfect.

Western metal you say?

Blues Saraceno seems to fit the bill quite well (more "Country Gothic" in genre, but the covers of his various Dark Country albums positively scream "Jericho")

2320556 I know Avatar, they have a good sound filled with energy and power. Though for Jericho I think a western metal or metalbilly sound would be perfect.

2311438

Nice song

Something for Jericho and Mr Welch and their desperate last stand fight:

Avatar - "Regret" & "House of Eternal Hunt"

Never had a dream this lonely
Where did everybody go?
Never had a dream this dark
Wake me up! Please make it so!

<...>

Sworn to the starlight
Tonight is the night
Call from the wild—I can feel it
Endless horizon
No sun in sight
House of eternal hunt

Something for Jericho as a trooper in the Mobile Infantry defending the evacuation for Midgard:

Avatar - Vultures Fly

All orders to surrender are false
Eye on the target
Back to the wall
Your body's shaking
The mountain's too tall
You want to lie down and rest on Elysian fields
Carry you home, upon your shield

A mighty Spartan
You answer to none
You're on a field-trip and hell sounds like fun
You know that
The path is dirty to fortune and fame
You're sworn and ready to go down in flames

Hope you're doing well, Crushric. If you decide to come back, I'll be here.

2307499 Nice song, now if only our lord of witty humor and savior of fanfiction everywhere could hear our desperate cries for his return to this mortal realm, so that he may grace us with that book he was talking about selling all those two years ago. Mayhaps, is we sacrifice enough Jack Daniels in his him name he may even grace us with one more chapter of Jericho.

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