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Pirate Jesus


Mae'r gwynt yn chwythu am byth ymlaen

Aug
11th
2016

So, I changed my name a bit. · 3:35am Aug 11th, 2016

Now before you lot start thinking I've been getting into the rum, let me explain.

So, as some of you remember, the last picture of me in the flesh I put up here about a year ago, and some of you commented even then that I looked like a pirate due to me growing my hair and goatee out.

Well, I kept growing it and now, thanks to my Jewish blood, I literally look like Jesus.

The nickname's stuck just as much as the Pirate King, so I figured I'm Pirate Jesus now.

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Aug
6th
2016

Oh, Hey guys! · 3:09am Aug 6th, 2016

(Blows dust off old account)

Hey, y'all. Sorry I was gone for a bit.

What'd I miss this time?

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Jan
14th
2016

Can Someone Summarize this Blasted Show? · 5:27am Jan 14th, 2016

So, As you all know, I left the fandom for a while, and I'm now trying to get in some faculty back into it. However, I've run into a problem: apparently I've missed a lot since the Season 4 finale. So, what I'm asking of you my dear followers, is there any way y'all can bring me up to speed on what's been going on with all this? I don't have enough time to catch up on last season, or even the season 4 episodes I missed, due to schoolwork and clubs taking most of my time, but I'd appreciate it

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Dec
10th
2015

School's Out For Winter! · 8:59pm Dec 10th, 2015

Yep, just got my transcript for the semester after a particularly long finals season. 4 B's in Medieval European History, Modern East Asian History, Leadership and Interpersonal Skills, and History of Alabama, rounding it out with a solid A in Leadership Theory. Needless to say, I'm relieved.

This also leaves free time for writing over the next few weeks while I'm on break, so that's always good.

How about you guys, followers? How are all of you doing?

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Sep
23rd
2015

I Can't Stop! · 3:27am Sep 23rd, 2015

I should probably be working on the paper due in an hour and a half, or at least on my story.

Instead, I can't pull my eyes away from this.

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Sep
21st
2015

Captain's Log 9/20/15 · 3:51am Sep 21st, 2015

I promised you guys an update, so here's an update.

First off, I'm doing well. Sorry I phased out there for a little while, but this Rush season and the opening of school was a lot tougher than it had been previously. Silver lining? I have a new little brother in the fraternity, and a brony no less.

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Sep
17th
2015

I'm Not Dead · 6:39pm Sep 17th, 2015

Just wanted to say that. I've been burried in work lately, so I thought people might've thought me dead, but I live still. Keep hauling, lads and lasses. Midterms will be through 'fore ye know it.

More in depth updates to come at some point, maybe this weekend.

With steadfast loyalty,
Pirate King Fowler

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Jul
28th
2015

So, This is a Thing · 2:02am Jul 28th, 2015

So, this petition is a petition against foalcon in the fandom. Now, I normally don't bother with petitions as they often have no real power, but this one I actually signed. This was more on principle really. I'm usually a pretty chill guy with the "write and read whatever the fuck you want as long as I don't have to," but children is where I start to draw a definitive line of that argument holding up.

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Jul
21st
2015

From the Desk of The Pirate King's Facebook · 3:41pm Jul 21st, 2015

Ok, so I really don't like to make these political posts, especially on a major tragedy since that usually turns ugly, but guys, I don't understand. The Charleston Shooting happens and (rightfully so) we mourned. We put the news on remembering the victims, on praying for their families. We advocated changes to the situations that caused the situation. We cheered to took down a flag, symbolically tackling the ideal the shooter fought for. And yet now, after a shooter kills five U.S.

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Jul
18th
2015

The Pirate King Takes San Antonio · 3:59am Jul 18th, 2015

This Texas place is awesome, guys! :pinkiehappy:

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