"...as for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can."

Big Brother is Watching You

"Fuck that. Do your own dirty work."

Yes

why?no i believes it pronounced "why not?"

I have several ideas for stories, but could likely never write 'em.

Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.