• Member Since 19th Jan, 2013
  • offline last seen December 4th


Part of a machine, I am not a human being.


There is a problem, and it is staring me right in the face. I want to solve it, make a change for the better for once in my life. Do something good.

There happens to be a gun between us.

Contains: Strong language, badass Dash, badass AJ, crazy shit, surprises, and AppleDash fluff.

Written in two hours for my biggest, lovable fan, Lumox6
I love you. Hurricanes are bitches.

Also written for the AppleDash Contest; Second Chances

So this got featured. I don't give a shit if it was for like, half an hour. I'll take it to the bank and cash that shit.

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Rainbow totally has the hots for the new country girl, but her parents have never - and never will - approve of her sexuality. Would her friends? Would she even like her back?

Every day spent with her makes Rainbow's secret harder and harder to keep.

Pre-reader's: AJtheRaven, P-Berry, Dustchu, Super57
This seriously wouldn't be 1/10th as good if it weren't for AJtheRaven.

Cover art by the glorious Skoparov

Alt. cover art by the deliciously talented HoodwinkedTales.
Alt. Alt. cover art by the legendary EZTP

Constructive criticism is greatly appreciated. Enjoy

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This story is a sequel to Doing Hurtful Things to My Waifu

There are six quick, flawless and easy ways to properly making a relationship into something more. Follow these, and you'll be on your way in no-time.


Prequel should be read first. If you want I mean.
(If you would like a much better version: Wabam

This shit got featured. dope.

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There are six quick, flawless and easy steps to properly ruining a relationship. Follow me as a guide you through it thoroughly.


This story not for the faint of heart. You may experience obscene hatred upon reading and I am only warning you once- this story is dark.
Read with Discretion.

Guess what - there's a sequel. Never would've guessed, would you?

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"All I want to do is die for science. What's so wrong about that?"

Can Twilight find the answer to science in death? Or will this experiment be her last?


I decided to write this because I had a cute fun interesting idea.

No editors.

No pre-readers.

Just me and my spicy nacho doritos.

-I do NOT own the cover art.

This got featured. Sweeeeet.

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Fluttershy has a very...dark and shadow-filled night.

Contains poetry. I dunno.


I...do not own the cover art. It's literally just blank. ._.

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Rainbow Dash and Scootaloo have an eventuful, heartfelt night.


this is garbage don't read it. unless you like teenager sad drama crap.

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Octavia and Vinyl have relationship issues.

This was a really, really crap attempt at recreating I Am Octavia, the cover of I Am Titanium. Like seriously it's crap. just go watch the video, it's a hundred times better.

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I take up a new job at bartending. Well...Not really new to me, I've done this before, but this place seems like it'll have a lot more story to it. Guess only time will tell...


This is probably very likely super dead. Sorry. <3

Chapters (8)
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