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Starlight Shadow


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Aug
1st
2015

I have a tumblr now · 6:28pm Aug 1st, 2015

Yeah

chocolate-syrup-vampire

Tell me if you guys have blogs so I can follow you and be even less active.

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Jun
25th
2015

how long has it been since I wrote a fanfic · 7:11pm Jun 25th, 2015

or even touched a fanfic.

not to say I haven't been writing but rather I've been spending all my time writing about a genderqueer vampire and friends trying to put a stop to the evil plans of two twincestous lovers

so yeah

apologies

I'll try to get on that soon.

feel free to give me a prompt or something if you want

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Jun
15th
2015

Dammit Larson · 11:10am Jun 15th, 2015

The monster the Mane Six are fighting is a panda.

With a ring on its tail.

Panda-ring.

Pandering.

That probably wasn't intentional, but knowing Larson, it probably was.

Other puns include: someone jumping over a toy shark in the background, and the fact that the entire episode centered around Matilda and Cranky's wedding, aka ass kissing.

May
2nd
2015

So I watched Steven Universe finally · 5:22pm May 2nd, 2015

HOLY SHIT THIS SHOW IS SO GOOD

HOLY SHIT SQUARE MOM (WHO IS ACTUALLY TWO PINT-SIZE SPACE LESBIANS)

HOLY SHIT PURPLE MOM (WHO IS ADORABLE AND I WANT TO HUG HER)

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Apr
27th
2015

For the weebs who follow me (as well as the cartoon fans) · 9:25pm Apr 27th, 2015

I present:

KissManga, for all your manga-reading needs (THEY HAVE ALL THE POKEMON MANGAS)...

KissAnime, for all your anime-watching needs (THEY HAVE SMILE PRECURE)...

KissCartoon, for all your cartoon-watching needs, including super old ones! (THEY HAVE STEVEN UNIVERSE WHICH I AM FINALLY WATCHING IN ITS ENTIRETY)

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Apr
5th
2015

The hundred-millionth S5 blog in your feed · 1:15pm Apr 5th, 2015

I really do wonder what happened to Starlight Glimmer. Does she see the error of her ways, or does she stew in the depths of the Pass for years, plotting her revenge? Maybe she returns later in the season. Either way, someone's going to fanfic this.

Sugar Belle is new best background pony. I want to know more about her. How did she get to the village? Why did she agree to be equalized? How did she get her cutie mark? She is my new baby, guys. I will fight you all for her.

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Mar
28th
2015

Glee is amazing okay. · 10:23pm Mar 28th, 2015

And Kurt is a precious angel who is too good for this sinful earth. Him and Blaine being boyfriends honestly makes me too happy for words.

Rachel is an obnoxious bitch and Finn is a boring audience surrogate. I honestly couldn't give less of a fuck about Finnchel at this point. (And by this point I mean near the tail end of Season 2.)

All three cheerleaders are my perfect daughters. But especially Britney. ~RULE BRITTANA, BRITTANA RULE THE WAVES~

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Mar
7th
2015

300 followers, also an announcement · 10:46pm Mar 7th, 2015

So I just recently noticed that I hath acquired 302 followers as of today. Yay!

Though if you followed me because you wanted to see more stories, I'm afraid you're going to be very disappointed.

I just can't write horse words anymore. I'm sorry. I've had no new ideas that are horse-related and no inspiration to work on old ones. Things have been this way for a while now, though I've been shying away from announcing it in the hope that it's just a passing block. It's not.

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Feb
7th
2015

The Book of Life · 2:20am Feb 7th, 2015

It exists apparently and I have neglected to watch it until tonight.

The main reasons you want to watch this movie are the characters and the soundtrack. It was a bit quickly paced in my opinion, especially in the beginning, but it gets over that later.

Particular Highlights:

Maria

I love this leading Mexican lady. I love her beautiful ponytail. I love her feminist attitude. I love her pig. I love her singing voice. I am in love with her, period.

La Muerte

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Feb
6th
2015

Blacktext Adventures With Starry: I Am Enraged · 10:05pm Feb 6th, 2015

>be me
>be in science class working on a packet
>two girls on one side of me are teasing some guy on the other side of me about supposedly being annoying
>what-the-fuck-ever
>one of 'em reaches over and tears part of the guy's paper
>the other does the same thing and tears it a little more
>i attempt to tell her to apologize
>"I don't say sorry. Especially not to HIM."
>bitch you asked for this
>go over and tell the teacher what happened

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