For the past half hour or so, I have been masquerading as Ashley, male, England, and discussing gay sex with someone named Brandon. It's fun.

I would post a chat log, except it's very much NSFW.

Dear Princess Celestia,

Today I learned that every random stranger met on a random-chat site will ask you if you have something called KIK. Also, every random stranger met is guaranteed to be a huge perv who is in desperate need of a warm body instead of a body pillow.

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If anyone's wondering why my story count appears to have gone down significantly, it's because I went back and pulled seven particularly shameful efforts of mine from the shelves. Why? Don't worry about it.

or whatever

I don't have many plans other than hopefully publish a doodle or two. (I swear I got 99 problems but a fic idea ain't one and actual writing of fics is several.)

Though I do have two resolutions: Try my best to sit up straight and exercise more since all my hobbies involve sitting down.

See all you fabulous hotshots in the new year.

Okay so I got this book for Christmas. You've probably heard about it already; it's all over Featured sections in e-book and IRL book stores. It's called I'll Give You The Sun, by Jandy Nelson. Ho-lee shit this book.

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Oh yeah, and it's also Christmas Eve or whatever.

Happy Holidays, Season's Greetings, Merry/Happy Christmas to all y'all. Call up your family. Sing some Christmas music. Have a good time.

I'm probably going to spend the day huddled in the corner hogging the tablet and hissing at anyone who comes near.

Also HOW 'BOUT THAT UPDATE. DAYUM.

FYI, the guy the girl is picking up is Brendan, her rival.

Ohhhh milord I can't stop laughing.

May you are FANTASTIC.

I should be writing, not browsing Tumblr.

Have this other bit of pretty art.

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10:45 AM - StarlightShadow1: With Wally's whole deal I realized why people become teachers
10:45 AM - StarlightShadow1: Because when you meet him, he's a sickly little boy who wants a poke for company on his trip to Verdanturf
10:46 AM - StarlightShadow1: But then when you meet him again in Mauville, he resolves to get stronger because he lost against you

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Since I couldn't put out a story.

ALSO BABSY'S BACK GUYS GO GIVE HER HUGS AND STUFF

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Begin Again
-too damn short
-forced shipping
-Aria is way too caring

Of Tricks And Treats
-some chapters feel forced out for the sake of daily updates (especially that second-to-last one hoo boy)
-excessive costume porn in nearly every chapter
-rushed as all hell

Twi and Dash Write
-written for absolutely no reason and contributes nothing to the site
-didn't even do what it was supposed to (unblock my brainwaves)

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SteelyThePally: Ahai
StarlightShadow1: Hey dere
SteelyThePally: How are ye doing
StarlightShadow1: Good
StarlightShadow1: Hey
StarlightShadow1: I got another gametiem
StarlightShadow1: Take the name of the last song you listened to
SteelyThePally: Hm
StarlightShadow1: then tack the words "in my ass" on the end
SteelyThePally: ...
SteelyThePally: Encore in my ass
StarlightShadow1: Acapella in my ass
SteelyThePally: Sweet Jesus Christ

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