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The Princess Rarity


Quirky teenage girl who writes about cartoons & has an obsession with sparkly things & cute dorks. Goes through life following by Dr. Seuss's wise words; "You have to be odd to be number one."

Aug
15th
2016

Alright. · 6:14pm Aug 15th, 2016

PSA to whatever amount of followers actually read this bullshit anymore - I'm quitting FIMFiction. This blog post will be my last. I will no longer post on this account. I say those specific words because maybe I will come back but I do not wish to constantly have the name and standards of TPR on it. This is a personal issue of my own, influenced by many things (anxiety, depression, life in general, I'm sure you all understand). I still write pony fanfiction from time to time, but eh.

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May
31st
2016

I'm not dead. I guess? · 4:10am May 31st, 2016

Hi, everyone. Reagan / Toni / The Princess Rarity here. I assume most of you thought I was dead, quit the site, et cetera. Obviously, this is not the case. I have no good excuses for my hiatus - I mean, sure, there's school and work and anxiety and other fandoms, along with life in general - but oh, well. Sorry I've been gone so long.

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Dec
29th
2015

New year, and somewhat new me! · 6:24pm Dec 29th, 2015

Hey, guys. Long time, no see, right? I mean, aside from the occasional blog post or very rare story, you don’t see me as often as you’d like. I guess that’s expected, seeing how 2015 has been quite the rollercoaster for me; and I’m assuming the same for some of you guys as well. Which is why I’d like to take but a few minutes of time to explain some stuff to you guys.

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Nov
29th
2015

Don't ask me what this is, because I don't even know. · 1:39am Nov 29th, 2015

I honestly just sat down and wrote this in one sitting because feelings. It's not much, really, it should be classified as a drabble but it's whatever, I guess. I'm only posting it here because it follows the word guideline limits.

For those who haven't seen the Season Five finale, I suggest not reading this fic. But for those of you who have (or don't care about the few spoilers), I hope you enjoy it.

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Nov
14th
2015

*throws words at you lovely people* · 1:43am Nov 14th, 2015

IT IS WRITTEN, MY DISCIPLES. GO FORTH, AND SPREAD THE JOYOUS WORD OF THE SPACE HORSE WIVES, IN THE NAME OF YOUR PRINCESS.

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Nov
13th
2015

Quick, where's that Bill O'Reilly GIF when you need it? · 4:56am Nov 13th, 2015

This is it. My magnum opus as of lately, almost at 6k words - according to my GDoc. I'm aiming to finish this by the end of the month, and I hope it will make up for my unexpectedly long hiatus. If we had a hurt / comfort or bittersweet tag, it would be up there, trust me. That's your only spoiler for now, peoples.

Aaand here's that old bastard.

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Oct
16th
2015

Nothing says "I'm mature" like My Little Pony glitter gel pens. · 12:55am Oct 16th, 2015

So, today, I might have splurged with my tip money and do you know what I found at Claire's?

Motherfuckin' glitter gel pens for the magical horses, that's what. $6.50 for a package of six pens, one for each member of the Mane Six. Why Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie both have the same color (pink), and Rarity's is green is anyone's guess, but one thing's for damn sure - I'm writing everything with these things.

Be jealous. Very jealous.

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Oct
13th
2015

I think I'm alive...? · 1:26pm Oct 13th, 2015

*looks at myself*

Oh, hey, would you look at that. High school and work haven't truly killed me yet. I'm still kicking- and despite different fandoms, I'm still magical horse trash!

Don't believe me? Need a sneak-peek of my upcoming oneshot?

The title is "Fading (and Glowing) Lights" and I can't really say anything without giving away spoilers.

But here's some comments from the Google Doc to keep you guys guessing-

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Oct
10th
2015

ALL OF YOUR FANART IS DEAD · 11:15pm Oct 10th, 2015

In other news, that new episode was a dump truck of FEELS. I feel the need to blog about it because it was big. Like, really, really big; the episode we've all been dreaming of. I admit, maybe we had too many songs, but nonetheless. I almost started crying during the final song. It was so beautiful.

And that's all I can say without giving any spoilers.

Shout out your thoughts in the comments!

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Sep
24th
2015

*sprinkles glitter and words all over you guys* · 11:12pm Sep 24th, 2015

Both school and work and other fandoms are to blame. That's my explanation. But for those of you who are still sweet enough to keep up on the details of my writing, I've released two new stories! Huzzah!

Tales From The Tailgate; an Equestria Girls-verse RariJack cowritten with my best friend, RushingAutumnLeaves.

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