Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

25/♀️ -- Anything can happen, but it usually doesn't.

Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords, and reviews both independently and for Seattle's Angels. New reviews posted every Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.

This is where my filth goes

Allegedly Heterosexual

Catch me at trotcon

I've roasted a wealth of exotic things, All torn to ribbons at the hands of kings. Polished copper how I proudly shone, stealin' the fire of the blazing sun.

∀system∊Systems: sound(system) ⇐ good(system)

Vagabond short fiction writer. Veteran of many fandom wars. Believer of light in the darkness.

Fandom veteran, journalist, sixteen-time EqD published author, nonbinary icon, Formidable Feather. I hope you have a lovely day!

More of an Equestria Enthusiast, but glad to be here. Happy Hearts and Hooves Day!

Nitpicking your math errors is how I show I care.

I'll scale the Public Strain

I’m like a literary siren, feeding off the negative emotions of fictional characters. Patreon | Ko-fi

I will review your plans for world domination

im posh

Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/aliceroarke | Discord Link: Ask! | Bread and Roses

The magical psychic socialist

Mère des jeux latins et des voluptés grecques, Lesbos, où les baisers, languissants ou joyeux, Chauds comme les soleils, frais comme les pastèques, Font l'ornement des nuits et des jours glorieux,

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee.

Person who writes horse stories~

I wrote a horse story once.

Struggling to edit, and starting to read.

A man with a love of top hats and the finer things in life. Like aged rum. And UNICORNS.

Apathy is death.

"r5h, your story was also weird in that you had like some of the cleverest jokes in the contest and also some of the dumbest" -Aragon

Just a horse, of course, of course.

Exactly what it says on the tin.

The campiest of happers.

The product of a highly improbable reaction between a rubber band, a liquid lunch, and a particle accelerator. Support me on Patreon!

The stories clog up my brain and prevent me from thinking about anything else until I write them down. True story.

Have you any dreams you'd like to sell?

"[FoME] manages the impossible combination of being an actual legitimate nerd while staying unabashedly pleasant." —Aragón

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind" Dr. Suess and Bernard Baruch

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

It's fanfiction all the way down.

I used to be relevant!

A cyber security nerd who happens to enjoy horse words. And now writes them occasionally too.

I like writing. I also create Equestria at War.

Devastated. Commissions are open, accepting payment in chromosomes ONLY!!

Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

Your friendly neighborhood mechanic / fanfic writer. Don't worry, I'm good at both! :D

I mostly edit things, and write things when my muse beats me enough.

Writer, RCL co-curator, EQD prereader, dramatic reader, VA, fic reviewer. Vote for my next fic to release!